WWAWD gardening

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Gardening is the only relaxing, non-alcoholic thing in this world

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Gardening is the only relaxing, non-alcoholic thing in this world

Fishing?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Fishing?

The lead-up to fishing is a pain in the ass

 

[Stent]

The lead-up to fishing is a pain in the ass

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda comment?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The lead-up to fishing is a pain in the ass

The end of fisting is a pain in the ass.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The end of fisting is a pain in the ass.

Why the vulgarity in my gardening chillout thread, young man

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Why the vulgarity in my gardening chillout thread, young man

Gardening stresses me out.
Every dead vegetable plant is a mirror to how I run my life (poorly).

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Gardening stresses me out.
Every dead vegetable plant is a mirror to how I run my life (poorly).

1) 'vegetable plant' is redundant
2) try a cacti or succulent, they're remedial plants for creeps

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

try a cacti or succulent, they're remedial plants for creeps

Hey! I propagate succulents with leaves I steal from local nurseries (suuuureeeee) and restaurants. They succ preddy gud, don't they? Oh. Yeah, fair enough. I'm doing okay with various Aeonium and Crassula varieties, got a nice little crop of Gollum jade going right now.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Hey! I propagate succulents with leaves I steal from local nurseries (suuuureeeee) and restaurants. They succ preddy gud, don't they? Oh. Yeah, fair enough. I'm doing okay with various Aeonium and Crassula varieties, got a nice little crop of Gollum jade going right now.

Hell yeah dude, succulents rule. I'm about to take a few cuttings from indoor succulents to propogate

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

Hey! I propagate succulents with leaves I steal from local nurseries (suuuureeeee) and restaurants. They succ preddy gud, don't they? Oh. Yeah, fair enough. I'm doing okay with various Aeonium and Crassula varieties, got a nice little crop of Gollum jade going right now.

Hell yeah dude, succulents rule. I'm about to take a few cuttings from indoor succulents to propogate

You two are perhaps the only “Normal” people that post here, so this conversation doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You two are perhaps the only “Normal” people that post here, so this conversation doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.

No bullshit, this is the only time anyone has ever called me 'normal'

 

[Violator]

I garden in my mind while reading Wikipedia lists of different plants around the world, lotta alternative crops and interesting facts to be learned doing this.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I garden in my mind while reading Wikipedia lists of different plants around the world, lotta alternative crops and interesting facts to be learned doing this.

Have you ever tried gardening in real life? Shit'll blow your mind

 

[Stent]

Do pot plants even count as gardening?

 

[Violator]

Have you ever tried gardening in real life? Shit'll blow your mind

As of now I don't have anywhere to grow things.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda comment?

Unless you go in perfect conditions, he's not wrong. Even then, there's little shit that can go wrong and if it happens enough I'll get pissed off and literally say aloud to myself "this isn't even fucking fun." Then I have another river soda and get into the fish and I forget all about the previous bullshit and go home drunk and happy.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Do pot plants even count as gardening?

If you knew how many variables and how much maintenance went into growing a pot plant, you wouldn't ask that question

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

As of now I don't have anywhere to grow things.

Start small, you can grow indoors in planters

 

[Violator]

Start small, you can grow indoors in planters

I mean, alright. But I've moved about five times in the last ~6 months so I'm trying to keep it real light.