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WWAWD gardening

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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try a cacti or succulent, they're remedial plants for creeps
Hey! I propagate succulents with leaves I steal from local nurseries (suuuureeeee) and restaurants. They succ preddy gud, don't they? Oh. Yeah, fair enough. I'm doing okay with various Aeonium and Crassula varieties, got a nice little crop of Gollum jade going right now.
 

Dummy Gaynuts

Pookie-pie water-pig
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Hey! I propagate succulents with leaves I steal from local nurseries (suuuureeeee) and restaurants. They succ preddy gud, don't they? Oh. Yeah, fair enough. I'm doing okay with various Aeonium and Crassula varieties, got a nice little crop of Gollum jade going right now.
Hell yeah dude, succulents rule. I'm about to take a few cuttings from indoor succulents to propogate
 
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Hey! I propagate succulents with leaves I steal from local nurseries (suuuureeeee) and restaurants. They succ preddy gud, don't they? Oh. Yeah, fair enough. I'm doing okay with various Aeonium and Crassula varieties, got a nice little crop of Gollum jade going right now.
Hell yeah dude, succulents rule. I'm about to take a few cuttings from indoor succulents to propogate

You two are perhaps the only “Normal” people that post here, so this conversation doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Greased Beast
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Unless you go in perfect conditions, he's not wrong. Even then, there's little shit that can go wrong and if it happens enough I'll get pissed off and literally say aloud to myself "this isn't even fucking fun." Then I have another river soda and get into the fish and I forget all about the previous bullshit and go home drunk and happy.
 
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