WWAWD Frodo being embarrassed about the other hobbits

[Curator]

They meet a lot of ancient and noble beings, like Gandalf and the elves, yet Sam and the other two hobbits babble on like rubes and constantly ask childlike questions while the grown-ups discuss the fate of the world. Frodo is the only one who seems to know his place somewhat. He probably cringed every time Sam talked about crops or whatever in front of the others.

 

[Soundboard Fez]

He probably cringed every time Sam talked about crops or whatever in front of the others.

Sam grows the best pipe-weed in all of Hobbiton.

 

[Curator]

Sam grows the best pipe-weed in all of Hobbiton.

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That was the only reason Gandalf tolerated him. He and Elrond probably laughed at him behind his back.

 

[Dog Eater]

He felt the weight of expectations set by his ancestors and Bilbo. The others babble about plants and food because it’s all they know, they are childlike.

 

[Dog Eater]

P.s. i would finger galadriel right in her elf pussy.

 

[Curator]

I'm actually reading the Lothlorien part right now, and Sam makes a fucking ass of himself. Nice undignified lament for Gandalf, stupid.

- "Well Mr Frodo, I hope you'll say a word about his fireworks:

The finest rockets ever seen:
they burst in stars of blue and green,
or after thunder golden showers
came falling like a rain of flowers".

 

[Dog Eater]

golden showers

Teehee.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

The hobbits were Tolk's ideal version of humanity, content and happy to live off their land with little concern for the machinations of foreign (((orcs and goblins))). Kind of telling that at the end of the book the shire was under the thumb of Saru(((man))).

A lot of stuff in that book reads like an allegory of modern times. If I remember right, the whole thing was inspired by some jew run industry polluting a river in the area he grew up in.

 

[Dennyislife]

His uncle has little time for any of the other hobbits other than him tbf. Worldly folk surrounded by country bumpkins

 

[Dog Eater]

His uncle has little time for any of the other hobbits other than him tbf. Worldly folk surrounded by country bumpkins

It’s their Took blood that makes them go on adventures. The other Hobbits are right to look down on them honestly.

Oh gee little Brandywine, would you like to spend your life going on ‘adventures’ getting tortured and nearly killed in the shitholes of middle earth OR would you like to stay home, grow pumpkins and plow a plump hobbit wife with fat tits who pumps out a bunch of kids for you. Hmmm really hard choice there.

 

[PickleRickle]

It’s their Took blood that makes them go on adventures. The other Hobbits are right to look down on them honestly.

Oh gee little Brandywine, would you like to spend your life going on ‘adventures’ getting tortured and nearly killed in the shitholes of middle earth OR would you like to stay home, grow pumpkins and plow a plump hobbit wife with fat tits who pumps out a bunch of kids for you. Hmmm really hard choice there.

When Sam came back to the shire and plugged that hot midget bitch right off the bat, such a bro.

 

[LingerLonger]

A lot of stuff in that book reads like an allegory of modern times. If I remember right, the whole thing was inspired by some jew run industry polluting a river in the area he grew up in.

That was part of it. But also part of it was that he fought in WW1 then came back and half of the local shops were now owned by jews and indians and that the government had sold out any business owned by a dead soldier to non-Whites. Any businesses that went under due to WW1 somehow were given to foreigners at pennies on the dollar.

Just like after Vietnam the U.S. was flooded with gooks who magically got gift loans from the government to own every single nail salon, laundromat, and a restaurant in every city and town.

 

[Chapel]

Sam grows the best pipe-weed in all of Hobbiton.

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Sams not a fucking nigger

 

[Chapel]

The hobbits were Tolk's ideal version of humanity, content and happy to live off their land with little concern for the machinations of foreign (((orcs and goblins))). Kind of telling that at the end of the book the shire was under the thumb of Saru(((man))).

A lot of stuff in that book reads like an allegory of modern times. If I remember right, the whole thing was inspired by some jew run industry polluting a river in the area he grew up in.

No, they were Tolkiens ideal version of The English, hence the love of gardening. He composed the mythology as he felt England had lost its mythological heritage due to Vikings and French invasions and influence.
Scotland, Wales and Ireland have guys with kilts, bagpipes, tartans and dancing on swords whilst the English ponce around a pple with ribbons waving hankies

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I'm not sure I like Tolkien anymore with how the market has raped his legacy's dead husk for the past 25 years, so take this with a grain of salt.

The hobbits are so enjoyable compared to Elves chapters. I see elves, I skip. Sing another angsty song you do-nothing faggots.
Elves and their gay shenanigans are annoying and they were right to pretty much eliminate them from the movie scripts.

Tolkien's self insert wasn't Gandalf. He totally wanted to be a dashing brooding elf fuckboy while he got buggered in the trenches at Verdun.