WWAWD farts smelling worse lately

[guest]

Everything is more expensive, service is shit, and zoomers suck ass. Makes me think food quality is way down too especially with these GASSSSERS I've been dropping. Seriously they stink worse than usual.

Fucking jews are even controlling the smell of my asshole now. They're really limitless with this shit and I'm just tired of it tbpfhwy

 

[gassers]

You committed a cardinal sin by not tagging me funster.

Most farts of mine dont smell just air, or maybe my nose has gotten used to it. When i eat ice cream or milk related products (except yogurt), it really stinks though.

 

[Phish]

Did you put haff and haff in your cawfee and then lock kenny in the car?

 

[gassers]

Did you put haff and haff in your cawfee and then lock kenny in the car?

 

[HH Brother]

WWAW with your farts smelling like burning hair and being embarrassed by yourself, funster?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

WWAW with your farts smelling like burning hair and being embarrassed by yourself, funster?

Sounds like somebody went overboard with the calamari and bubbly at Aria last night.

 

[DoucheChills]

You gotta work on building a healthy gut biome. Bad bacteria in the gut will cause rancid farts, I bet you pass loose stools most of the time as well. Try probiotics with several different species of bacteria, yogurt is shit.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

The trick is to smell bad yourself, so when you fart it never penetrates your horrible BO

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Started drinking smoothies to get >100g of protein at a pop. Two cups of yogurt with mixed burrrries, two scoops of whey protein and almond milk for the right viscosity. Between the dairy and berry fiber my shits have been stinky, but I enjoy that. Feels like proof that I'm getting the bad stuff out of my system.

 

[Meownaw]

You gotta work on building a healthy gut biome. Bad bacteria in the gut will cause rancid farts, I bet you pass loose stools most of the time as well. Try probiotics with several different species of bacteria, yogurt is shit.

I have been on probiotics for a good while now and my farts not only smell normal but my bowel movements are much better. It really works.

 

[Not bad]

I have been on probiotics for a good while now and my farts not only smell normal but my bowel movements are much better. It really works.

Anyone can do it.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I know after the last time I had covid, only reason I knew I had it was because I lost my sense of smell and taste. But after my senses came back my farts/shit smelt different, and I also noticed propane, and gunpowder smell different now as well. Fucking chinks

 

[guest]

I know after the last time I had covid, only reason I knew I had it was because I lost my sense of smell and taste. But after my senses came back my farts/shit smelt different, and I also noticed propane, and gunpowder smell different now as well. Fucking chinks

If hitler had won the war none of this would be happening. Remember that whenever you let an @gassers go

 

[Chapel]

Ass cancer or jizz?

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Mine smell like fresh baked cinnamon rolls. What have you been eating? Eat more fiber. WWA @CarolMaxheinie ?

 

[TheNanaDook]

Whey protein makes farts smell like a rotten sewer filled with dead animals. So it’s great for trolling people

 

[guest]

I know that that the main three things that make my guffs smell worse are meat, eggs and alcohol. So basically things that are good for you.

Agree with others here. Balance it out with probiotics like Actimel/Yakult, kefir, sauerkraut, kimchi, pickled foods in general, sourdough bread, real white yoghurt. These foodstuffs will negate the fruitiness of your ass gas and provide overall healthier gut bacteria.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

WWAWD staying in and eating something that gives you gas on purpose just to see how much volume you can fart in a night?

 

[TheNanaDook]

WWAWD staying in and eating something that gives you gas on purpose just to see how much volume you can fart in a night?

Yeah i do this to annoy my girl. Beer, steak, and broccoli.

 

[Mikekeke]

WWAW getting women to acknowledge the gassers without even a hint of joy in their voice just by the sheer density in the room? Always makes me howl.