WWAWD Farting in an elevator?

[Mick_Mickerson]

Pretty fucked up but PFG at same time

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Wwaw fapping in an elevator.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Walking into an empty elevator that smells like shit is a guarantee it's stopping on next floor and a hot woman will walk in and think it was you

 

[aRTie02150]

One of the funniest moments of my life was when my parents visited me in Denver and I was on the elevator with my mom and I cut a really bad stinker as we were getting off the elevator. The doors shut, the elevator goes to the 4th floor (my floor) and a minute or so later reaches ground level. My dad walks off quickly and immediately says "some asshole shit themself in there. I should have took the stairs."

My mom and I were laughing because we knew it was me who dealt it. We never told him.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

After a night of heavy drinking, I went to visit a friend who lived off the Metro in DC. By the time I got to his stop, I had a rotten gasser in the tank. It was awful. Top three worst I ever shook loose.

Took the elevator to ground level and when the doors opened a happy family of tourists with kids in strollers was waiting to get on.

"It stinks in here! Oh man, the guy before me must have had crap in his pants."

They were such a sweet-looking family that I almost feel bad to this day about what I wrought on them that morning.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

After a night of heavy drinking, I went to visit a friend who lived off the Metro in DC. By the time I got to his stop, I had a rotten gasser in the tank. It was awful. Top three worst I ever shook loose.

Took the elevator to ground level and when the doors opened a happy family of tourists with kids in strollers was waiting to get on.

"It stinks in here! Oh man, the guy before me must have had crap in his pants."

They were such a sweet-looking family that I almost feel bad to this day about what I wrought on them that morning.

This made me laugh so hard I farted. Oops

 

[Turk February]

I did it at the airport in Korea. Just left a massive fart in there as people were getting on. Laughed to myself as I got off.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I did it at the airport in Korea. Just left a massive fart in there as people were getting on. Laughed to myself as I got off.

Farting on Chinamen has to be the best they are so stuffy, they just have to sit there and absorb the aroma on full

 

[Turk February]

I'm sorry. I think I should explain. After a 13 hour flight your farts are monsterous. They sound like a motorcycle driving by.

 

[Turk February]

Farting on Chinamen has to be the best they are so stuffy, they just have to sit there and absorb the aroma on full

Koreans are super polite (in public) I could have thrown a watermelon at them and they would have gone "Canadians have a different culture than us"

 

[wbgreen]

It's a POWER move, brothaman.

 

[Turk February]

In private they're actually super aggressive. I had a boss pin me down to a desk and twist my ear in his office while yelling at me. I think it's why their movies are so disturbing. There's a pent up rage they aren't allowed to express.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

fantastic acoustics

 

[Mustard]

I was at a Barnes and Nobles probably 12 years ago with my brother and a Vietnamese kid we knew. We were sitting on this long wooden seating that runs alongside the windows of the store, it was just us and this cute girl reading a book like twelve feet away on our right. The Vietnamese kid lets out a loud fart against the wood which made it really fucking loud, the girl without saying anything immediately got up and walked away from us. We started laughing and the Vietnamese kid without any shame said “the wood really amped it up, huh?”

 

[iBangedQuasi]

In private they're actually super aggressive. I had a boss pin me down to a desk and twist my ear in his office while yelling at me. I think it's why their movies are so disturbing. There's a pent up rage they aren't allowed to express.

Did his dick hurt your asshole?

 

[Turk February]

Did his dick hurt your asshole?

My asshole is experienced. It feels nothing. It's how karate works, stupid.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Walking into an empty elevator that smells like shit is a guarantee it's stopping on next floor and a hot woman will walk in and think it was you

This happened to me a few weeks ago. Except it was me who farted.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

WWAW Farting loud in a very echoey stairwell?

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

In private they're actually super aggressive. I had a boss pin me down to a desk and twist my ear in his office while yelling at me. I think it's why their movies are so disturbing. There's a pent up rage they aren't allowed to express.

Do you speak Korean? How did you work there?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Cutting a SBD sarin gasser in a crowded elevator, waiting a beat and asking "Does someone have popcorn?" is one of life's simple and deeply satisfying pleasures.