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WWAWD evading the police on a bicycle you don't know how to ride and eventually drowning in a river because you can't swim?

NoBacon

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I know they aren't supposed to go in just in case the dude has a knife or drowns the cop with him but I would have more confidence in doing that then accurately tossing the 5 inch wide frisbee

You shouldn’t risk yourself like that, even if they didn’t try and maliciously drown you, just them grabbing on to you out of panic can cause your death. Imagine trying to keep afloat while a man panics and tries to save his life wrestling on you for air. If he’s dumb enough to do this he won’t be smart enough to relax and let you safely rescue him.
 

Smeckler's Powder

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This is a pretty stark contrast from the boiling water murder. This cop could have just rammed into him when the retard drove right in front of his car and no one would blame him or be mad. Then the dude actually sounds distraught over this moron drowning himself.

I've never thought about it, but I imagine it's tough for pigs to swim with all the shit they have to wear.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I hate when I see idiots on mountain bikes on like gear 1 so they're just pedaling constantly like motherfuckers and not getting anywhere. When I was a kid I'd always have the gears maxed out so I could pedal like three times and coast forever and if I ever did start pedaling consistently I'd fucking fly. I also pulled the back wheel back as far as possible on my BMX so it gave the chain more resistance and I had to pedal harder.
 

Leonard Rhomberg

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This is a pretty stark contrast from the boiling water murder. This cop could have just rammed into him when the retard drove right in front of his car and no one would blame him or be mad. Then the dude actually sounds distraught over this moron drowning himself.

I've never thought about it, but I imagine it's tough for pigs to swim with all the shit they have to wear.
I was thinking the same thing that in the good ol’ days the cop could have just t boned the biker at a swift 30mph. People would be outraged at the cop breaking a couple of the guys bones never knowing what the cop would have saved him from lol
 

Rudderman

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I hate when I see idiots on mountain bikes on like gear 1 so they're just pedaling constantly like motherfuckers and not getting anywhere. When I was a kid I'd always have the gears maxed out so I could pedal like three times and coast forever and if I ever did start pedaling consistently I'd fucking fly. I also pulled the back wheel back as far as possible on my BMX so it gave the chain more resistance and I had to pedal harder.
This man does not skip leg day.
 
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