WWAWD “ethical non monogamy”

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I didn’t know what this was until I started using dating apps. For those not in the know it’s basically a euphemism for a whore who wants to be a slut but doesn’t want to call herself a slut. I met this very sexy girl recently on bumble.. we finally fucked the other night and then she informs me that she’s “ENM” and is looking for her “primary” boyfriend (she has two other guys that she fucks on the reg apparently). She’s got a smokin body and we get along really well.. I’m definitely not interested in anything serious but should I continue putting my dick inside her holes?

I will post her nudes if any of the brothermen want to see them.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

People who openly want that shit should be choked to death. Just cheat on your SO secretly like normal people.

 

[ChimpanZ]

Post ‘em

 

[Harry Powell]

Post em

This concept doesn’t exist. A whore is a whore

 

[guest]

Let see her

And keep filling her holes in just don’t fall in love.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

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She has a pretty face too. For a whore.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

She also had a crazy 80s bush between her legs. It was shocking. I’ve only ever seen bushes like that in retro playboys

 

[Harry Powell]

Love the itty bitties, nice body. Keep banging

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Love the itty bitties, nice body. Keep banging

I probably will. I regret to say I do actually like her. I was brutally honest and told her that lifestyle is bullshit and there’s nothing ethical about sleeping with multiple people at once. She took it on the chin and didn’t seem phased at all, probably not the first time she’s heard that. But it turns me on that she doesn’t seem to care. I’m gettin in too deep brotherman.. I should probably hit the eject button before things get serious

 

[PickleRickle]

I probably will. I regret to say I do actually like her. I was brutally honest and told her that lifestyle is bullshit and there’s nothing ethical about sleeping with multiple people at once. She took it on the chin and didn’t seem phased at all, probably not the first time she’s heard that. But it turns me on that she doesn’t seem to care. I’m gettin in too deep brotherman.. I should probably hit the eject button before things get serious

You already caught feelings for her. Its ogre.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

You already caught feelings for her. Its ogre.

I can fix her, bro. Lol

 

[guest]

I can fix her, bro. Lol

It’s a tough one man, genuinely.

 

[Hoolies]

I can fix her, bro. Lol

She tells the two other guys they are the primary boyfriends too?

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

She tells the two other guys they are the primary boyfriends too?

One of them is a wealthy 50 something year old boomer that she uses like a debit card. He bought her a new hot water heater for her home recently after her other one shit the bed. The other one is married. She is totally without scruples.. I will absolutely get burned by this whore if I don’t quit now. She enchanted me with her hairy goo hole though

 

[PickleRickle]

One of them is a wealthy 50 something year old boomer that she uses like a debit card. He bought her a new hot water heater for her home recently after her other one shit the bed. The other one is married. She is totally without scruples.. I will absolutely get burned by this whore if I don’t quit now. She enchanted me with her hairy goo hole though

Ive missed out on so much puss crushing cause I cant let a whore like that snag another notch on her slut belt. I just cant. I'll get off enough knowing the broad wants to fuck, and probably have a better time rubbing one out anyways.

 

[Toast]

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She has a pretty face too. For a whore.

The comforter design in the first pic is awful. Buy better stuff. (sorry i had to attack something in these pictures and that's all i could really judge)

 

[Harry Powell]

Maybe you’ll be the one she actually falls for. Sounds like a fun gal. Stick with her, show her you can commit, and I’m sure she will eventually reciprocate. Keep posting nudes in the meantime brotherman!

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Ive missed out on so much puss crushing cause I cant let a whore like that snag another notch on her slut belt. I just cant. I'll get off enough knowing the broad wants to fuck, and probably have a better time rubbing one out anyways.

You’re a stronger man than me, brotherman. Pray for me.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Maybe you’ll be the one she actually falls for. Sounds like a fun gal. Stick with her, show her you can commit, and I’m sure she will eventually reciprocate. Keep posting nudes in the meantime brotherman!

Gawd bless.

 

[Toast]

Think of women like a dick sleeve. Would you want to share that with some other guys? Especially if you went on adam and eve .com and bought it yourself with promo code: O&A. Then you might feel stupid.