WWAWD Elvis?!

[alkiefuck2]

He's brilliant, well done for agreeing.

 

[Cuphead]

Elvis ruled. Faggot college kids have been trying to cancel him these days, but you can never cancel the king.

 

[PogromStallone]

I go deep. Ever heard Angel in Disgiuse? Didn't think so.

 

[guest]

Stud of a guy

 

[New Name]

He bought a Cadillac for anyone who ever met him so pfg

 

[Mitch Weaver]

The fawkin King, puriod.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

He bought a Cadillac for anyone who ever met him so pfg

His generosity was sincere not like these faggots that film everything for likes. He knew what poverty was and genuinely ( ) enjoyed making people happy by gifting them shit they’d never be able to afford on their own.

But my all time favorite Elvis story is when he confronted a guy named Hamburger James who’d stolen jewelry and naked pictures of Priscilla.
He used the FBI badge given by Nixon to hold the plane James was on, had him pulled off and said “you have the right to remain silent and all that other shit” before having his Memphis Mafia flunkies beat the shit out of him.

That’s PFG.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Elvis was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me.

 

[Dusty Dan]

Thought he was joke for years. Stuck some on one afternoon and later noticed I'd been listening to him for hours and hadn't heard one bad track. Love him now.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Elvis ruled. Faggot college kids have been trying to cancel him these days, but you can never cancel the king.

For what? Being a badass D.E.A agent that was a master in kung fu?

 

[Cuphead]

For what? Being a badass D.E.A agent that was a master in kung fu?

A white man

 

[Cptbaldopie]

A white man

A white man

Well that is his fault.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

For what? Being a badass D.E.A agent that was a master in kung fu?

Probably for fucking a 14 year old. Elvis, being the King, had permission.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

His generosity was sincere not like these faggots that film everything for likes. He knew what poverty was and genuinely ( ) enjoyed making people happy by gifting them shit they’d never be able to afford on their own.

But my all time favorite Elvis story is when he confronted a guy named Hamburger James who’d stolen jewelry and naked pictures of Priscilla.
He used the FBI badge given by Nixon to hold the plane James was on, had him pulled off and said “you have the right to remain silent and all that other shit” before having his Memphis Mafia flunkies beat the shit out of him.

That’s PFG.

My favorite Elvis story was from the run-up to his 1968 Vegas comeback special. He was putting together his band, and they invited this guy, a bass player, to audition. And he was kind of a hippie type, and unsure about the whole thing, as by then Elvis had already devolved into a national joke. The guy's girlfriend was like "Elvis? Why the fuck would you want to play with that washed-up old fossil?" and etc.

So he went, and Elvis came out, and real casually got a whole jam session going, and it was smoking hot, and went well into the night. The hippie guy went home raving about how unbelievable Elvis was, what an amazing singer he was and etc. He totally won him over with his voice. The guy could fucking sing, and he could command a room. Shame what ended up happening later.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Different Era but Elvis has to be up there with the rat pack. Would have lived to see him live.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

I know it was the cornball conclusion to that newer Elvis movie but his final performance is something else. A slurring, sweaty, moribund Elvis absolutely transforms when he starts playing that piano.

 

[guest]

Fat Elvis fucking RULED

They should make a stamp of fat Elvis.

 

[alkiefuck2]

edit: I'm a retard, this is from the Russell film lol. Still good audio

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Fat Elvis fucking RULED

They should make a stamp of fat Elvis.

Yes child, I rule now wait for the knock.

 

[AntSucks]

I probably listen to 1 Elvis song for every 10,000 Beethoven tracks.