WWAWD Dating Apps

[guest]

A good friend told me that the best way to drown the sadness of life falling apart is to just use dating apps to get as much free and easy pussy as possible for a while.

Fucking terrible idea, what a cesspool this shit is. American women are such an embarrassment. I'm liking maybe 1 out of 50. The Brazilians are 9's on average. (Real 9's, not Flavia's)

"Dog mom!"

"Part time toddler mom!"

"Bonus points if you can quote my favorite Will Farrell movies!"

"Quirky and goofy!"

"Just a girl looking for the pepperoni on my pizza".......well do I know a guy for you!

"She/Her/Hers....non-monogomous, pansexual, demisexual, seeing someone"

I'm thinking of keeping a journal about this.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Dating apps are a tedious internet activity like all others.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I got one.

"Just a Pam looking for her Jim!"

Eeeehhhhhhhyuuuuch

 

[guest]

Dating apps are a tedious internet activity like all others.

I think I can make this fun by just being myself as much as possible. When I get home I'm gonna take some selfies in front of my O & A poster and respond to every match with "Nice _______, stupid." and call them out on their faggot political BS

 

[Meownaw]

I got one.

"Just a Pam looking for her Jim!"

Eeeehhhhhhhyuuuuch

So original and not at all something 50k other dumb cunts put there. I always liked "I am not a thin girl" yeah I have eyes.

Also busts my ribs everytime a male nigger pops up because they can't read and select woman.

 

[guest]

So original and not at all something 50k other dumb cunts put there. I always liked "I am not a thin girl" yeah I have eyes.

Also busts my ribs everytime a male nigger pops up because they can't read and select woman.

Ive been out of the game so long im bewildered by what im seeing. There was a fat whale that said "not a feedee"....so i googled what that was....

Good lord, do we need an apocalypse

 

[Meownaw]

"I have a dark sense of humor" is another one. Do ya?

 

[Africa.com]

"Feed me tacos and call me pretty!"

 

[Meownaw]

"republicans and MAGAts swipe left" yeah they were dying to swipe right on a shaved head 200lb pig.

 

[Africa.com]

"republicans and MAGAts swipe left" yeah they were dying to swipe right on a shaved head 200lb pig.

I used to swipe right on the ok looking ones that said that. They were usually incredibly dumb

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

A good friend told me that the best way to drown the sadness of life falling apart is to just use dating apps to get as much free and easy pussy as possible for a while.

Fucking terrible idea, what a cesspool this shit is. American women are such an embarrassment. I'm liking maybe 1 out of 50. The Brazilians are 9's on average. (Real 9's, not Flavia's)

"Dog mom!"

"Part time toddler mom!"

"Bonus points if you can quote my favorite Will Farrell movies!"

"Quirky and goofy!"

"Just a girl looking for the pepperoni on my pizza".......well do I know a guy for you!

"She/Her/Hers....non-monogomous, pansexual, demisexual, seeing someone"

I'm thinking of keeping a journal about this.

Don't forget the mountains of trannies. I was married long before dating apps so I didn't experience this first hand but I've seen videos and it's ridiculous

 

[Meownaw]

"I'm a huge nerd"
"Favorites include Marvel and Disney"

 

[guest]

"Looking for a nice girl to smile and blow me before we jacuzzi"

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think I can make this fun by just being myself as much as possible. When I get home I'm gonna take some selfies in front of my O & A poster and respond to every match with "Nice _______, stupid." and call them out on their faggot political BS

That seems oddly confrontational. Why even bother being on the apps in the first place then?

 

[Meownaw]

"need someone that treats me like Ted lasso treats _______"

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

"need someone that treats me like Ted lasso treats _______"

Do ya?

 

[guest]

That seems oddly confrontational. Why even bother being on the apps in the first place then?

Because i like jerking off to women i see as attainable

 

[Africa.com]

Don't forget the mountains of trannies. I was married long before dating apps so I didn't experience this first hand but I've seen videos and it's ridiculous

Trannies fucking everywhere. Last used tinder in 2018

 

[Meownaw]

Trannies fucking everywhere. Last used tinder in 2018

It's even worse now.

 

[Ladynyahh]

"I'm a huge nerd"
"Favorites include Marvel and Disney"

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