WWAWD Culture Index Surveys?

[Uncle Floyd]

For those unfamiliar, these are a sort of personality test that HR may send to you after applying for a job. The ones I've done provide a list of 100 adjectives.

From the list, you choose which words you'd use to describe yourself. Think "artistic," "collaborative" "impatient, or "lone wolf."

Then you select adjectives from the same list that you would describe best help you with your current job. I may fib with "team player," but I mostly honest with my choices ("interested," "punctual," "focused"). I leave out choices that make me sound like a dick. I'm about to take another one this week and wondering if I should change my tactics, and go straight-up misfit asshole.

Any of you have experience with these pseudoscience personality tests like this and Myers-Briggs?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Gayers-Nigs told me I'm INTJ which is supposed to be "the meme one".

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Gayers-Nigs told me I'm INTJ which is supposed to be "the meme one".

Same, but Extroverted. The bullshit said I'm The Commander. I ain't commanded fuckall in my life and have no interest in it. Just gimme my container of pencils and Moleskine notebooks, an Uber Eats lunch paid for the client, and an afternoon quickie with the old lady. The one next door, if she's home.

 

[Brooke Shields]

just answer with what retarded HR women want/are scared to discriminate against: gay, sassy, homosexual

 

[Cleo's Dad]

Thank god I work blue collar, I'd have no fucking idea how to fill one of those out without looking like a misanthropic asshole.

It'd be accurate but the truth can hurt...

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

There is no upside to answering those truthfully.

 

[Toast]

Corporate world seems pretty gay. Support your small locally owned stores!

 

[johnnynoname]

For those unfamiliar

this nigga

 

[Uncle Floyd]

this nigga

You got me.