WWAWD CNNs John King and his magic wall

[Ladynyahh]

I don't care for him. Every election season they trot him out and he explains in great detail going precinct by precinct how Democrats might win. Fucking boring as shit and I bored myself just by typing this. He does well though for what he's there for, which is to fill time between states reporting results. This guy doesn't like elections, he LOVES THEM

Also did you know that he converted to Judaism to marry Dana Bash? The pussy is so good that you actually want to go through the rituals to become part of the Tribe? Hope that nigga was circumcised because I heard that's on the table if youre not already. Fawwwwk

 

[Child..]

My dad thinks he is legit...I think his demo is boomers, like all of CNN.

 

[Monk]

I still miss Tim Russert. Election night will never be the same without that bug-eyed Irish motherfucker and his whiteboard.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

What's his relation to King John.