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WWAWD Christopher Nolan?

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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I'm not sure if he's a pretentious, cinema fart-sniffing elitist shithead, or just British.

And I still haven't seen Oppenheimer because I don't want to risk hearing a busted sound mix for three fucking hours. Don't use a deaf man to edit your audio in a big budget tentpole, stupid. Tenet was a nightmare.
 

The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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I'm not sure if he's a pretentious, cinema fart-sniffing elitist shithead, or just British.

And I still haven't seen Oppenheimer because I don't want to risk hearing a busted sound mix for three fucking hours. Don't use a deaf man to edit your audio in a big budget tentpole, stupid. Tenet was a nightmare.

Oppenheimer was extremely overrated, just like most of his other movies.
 

Voscabulary

you're rendering that scaffolding dangerous
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he's a great filmmaker, but a profoundly shit writer. he's good at conceptualising a good narrative but fails at actually constructing it. he really should start commissioning a sharp screenwriter
 

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
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this thread always happens, and it's always people shitting on him when in reality they jerk off to "insomnia" and don't admit that he's one of their cinematic idols

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE


at least you choose a cool director to idolize


some of us still have to defend "Down By Law"
 

CQ Beans

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I'm not sure if he's a pretentious, cinema fart-sniffing elitist shithead, or just British.

And I still haven't seen Oppenheimer because I don't want to risk hearing a busted sound mix for three fucking hours. Don't use a deaf man to edit your audio in a big budget tentpole, stupid. Tenet was a nightmare.
Memento is a classic. Relies a bit too heavily on its method of storytelling but is well acted and engaging. The Prestige is overrated. His Batman Trilogy is hit or miss.
 
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Chapel

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The third Batman was a fucking abortion. Bane sounds like a German porn narrator and for some reason is now using painkillers instead of a super steroid. I could probably spend hours finding plotholes and flaws but like Margot Kidder, thrre is now fucking way in heaven, earth or hell any man would be so desperate to fucking Katie Holmes or the other pig ugly cunt who replaced her
 

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For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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he's a great filmmaker, but a profoundly shit writer. he's good at conceptualising a good narrative but fails at actually constructing it. he really should start commissioning a sharp screenwriter

He uses his brother for a lot of his movies. Jonathan Nolan I think.

He did that Person of Interest with that weirdo Cavaziel. Another show that struck me as full of itself.

I sincerely think the both of them just wank off to 70mm unrestored prints of 2001 as a fucking hobby.
 
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