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WWAWD chapstick

Thread starter guest
Start date Sep 20, 2023

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Guest

Sep 20, 2023

#1

Every time da fall be comin round my lips is dry as fuck yo!!!

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!

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Sep 20, 2023

#2

:image_9248:

You know those people with chronically chapped lips?
:colin_sm:

:colin_sm:

No, doesn't resonate!

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guest

Guest

Sep 20, 2023

#3

Don't live in cold climates. If you do, use vaseline like a man

JoshFromMichigan

I miss Norm

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Sep 20, 2023

#4

I always keep a tube on me. Plus, you look like a bad motherfucker when you put it on.

Libby Son Of Loin

WACTIONABLY WEATENING S-S-SUE WIGHTNING

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Sep 20, 2023

#5

JoshFromMichigan said:
I always keep a tube on me. Plus, you look like a bad motherfucker when you put it on.

Look like you're about to suck some dick

JoshFromMichigan

I miss Norm

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Sep 20, 2023

#6

Jenna's Post Rater said:
Look like you're about to suck some dick

Take it from me, sucking a cock with dry lips is one mistake you don't make twice.

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