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WWAWD blowing your nose with anything that can be used for nose blowing

aRTie02150

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I don't need a faggot tissue to blow my nose.

- Paper towels
-Sheets of paper
-Shirts
-Underwear (the sides, where your balls dick or ass doesn't touch)
-Socks (the ankle area)
-Paper money
-Plastic wonder bread bags

I see people, usually Central Americans, blow their nose into nothing and just fling the snot off their hands which is fucking gross.
 

aRTie02150

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-a passing cat
-a slice of bread
-towels
-balaclava
-bed sheets
-bed covers
-newspaper
-other people’s clothes while they’re wearing them

+everything on arties list

When ya gotta blow ya gotta blow.
I've done newspaper and other flyers and it's always given that odd smell in your nose. That damn ink. I only use that as last resort.
 

soulbrotherman#1

Specifically a quarter retarded
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I've flicked so many boogers around every place I've ever lived, I don't know how the floors don't get covered in them
 

Meownaw

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There's a great O&A bit where they are all talking about picking boogers (Bobby, Vos, Jim and Opie) and Anthony interrupts to say "you guys are fucking disgusting". I'll try and find it again.
 
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