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Bad omen
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Fuck the bird, it's a harbinger of an upcoming deathIt must feel awful.
I've seen it happen a bunch of times, it just happened to me an hour ago. I don't really think it's a bad omen, but my older female relatives would flip out when it happenedI've only seen it happen IRL once.
Well the whole basis of this is that birds are retards, which most species of birds areApparently the Vikings stadium kills birds by the hundreds every year because of it's reflective glass and the fact it's in the migratory flight path for nearly every bird in the region
Minnesota Vikings’ Stadium is Bad for Birds, but It’s Not Too Late for a Solution
A new study examining the impact of the Minnesota Vikings’ US Bank Stadium on birds found that it kills at least 111 birds each year.abcbirds.org
This is an old article, they voted against spending less than 0.1% of the budget on changing it
tbf so are the Vikings when it really mattersWell the whole basis of this is that birds are retards
I'll have to take your word on thattbf so are the Vikings when it really matters
Still upset that they didn't hold onto North America?tbf so are the Vikings when it really matters
I'd like to designate this as a Saturday drunk thread. This is the first Saturday I've had off in two months and I'm mildly partying. Any other niggers that want to talk a bunch a dumb bullshit, feel freeStill upset that they didn't hold onto North America?
Buncha bird brains those birds.Well the whole basis of this is that birds are retards, which most species of birds are
Fuck
my older female relatives
yup, that tracks.
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