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Just wasting everyone’s time by putting in the bare minimum.
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Fawkin management just doesn’t get it.I work just hard enough not to get fired, not any harder than that.
Fuck these cunts at Panera.
I put my blood, sweat, and tears into every bread bowl I make.Not to sound like a corporate stooge, but if you're going to spend five days a week doing something, you might as well aim to do it as well as possible, for your own sake if nothing else. I kind of get it if you're at a shitty McDonald's (as opposed to Panera) type job though.
I try to spend at least three hours per shift smoking cigarettes.As little as I care about the work I do, I still try and bust my ass at least a little bit, not for my boss, but just for me, so I dont feel like a faggot. This way, if my boss does something I dont like I can tell him to get fucked or blow me or w/e.
hahaha I like your style. I used to go through a whole pack during an 8 hour shift. I'd be outside chain darting while arguing with my whore ex girlfriend on the phone.I try to spend at least three hours per shift smoking cigarettes.
That's my policy now. I used to put in a lot more extra effort going above and beyond on everything. Then covid hit and it really hit me how fake and gay the world is. Someone like Pat can sit home and get checks and forgivable "loans" for just existing while I still had to bust my ass. Nope, they get what they pay me for now.Does my salary scale as much as my work input and efficiency ?
I laugh in my bosses face over overtime requests. I always reply "Im more of an undertime kinda guy"That's my policy now. I used to put in a lot more extra effort going above and beyond on everything. Then covid hit and it really hit me how fake and gay the world is. Someone like Pat can sit home and get checks and forgivable "loans" for just existing while I still had to bust my ass. Nope, they get what they pay me for now.
My bosses policy is 40 hours a week but if you want to come in early or stay late then he appreciates it. 40 hours a week it is.
Sounds like something a corporate stooge would say. Unless you're being paid what you're worth, you're better off using that passion and strong work ethic on something that matters, like family or getting a non-shitty job.Not to sound like a corporate stooge, but if you're going to spend five days a week doing something, you might as well aim to do it as well as possible, for your own sake if nothing else. I kind of get it if you're at a shitty McDonald's (as opposed to Panera) type job though.
Not to sound like a corporate stooge, but if you're going to spend five days a week doing something, you might as well aim to do it as well as possible, for your own sake if nothing else. I kind of get it if you're at a shitty McDonald's (as opposed to Panera) type job though.
Sounds like something a corporate stooge would say. Unless you're being paid what you're worth, you're better off using that passion and strong work ethic on something that matters, like family or getting a non-shitty job.
You're in no immediate danger if you don't do it near me.Just wasting everyone’s time by putting in the bare minimum.
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That's my policy now. I used to put in a lot more extra effort going above and beyond on everything. Then covid hit and it really hit me how fake and gay the world is. Someone like Pat can sit home and get checks and forgivable "loans" for just existing while I still had to bust my ass. Nope, they get what they pay me for now.
Hey man don't cry into my bread bowl. What the fuckI put my blood, sweat, and tears into every bread bowl I make.
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