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WWAWD being a Boomer and proving every Reddit stereotype about you???

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Millennials are softer than baby shit and a bunch of whiners. I defend baby boomers online when the circlejerks start. “DAE le boomers fucked us all over!?” It’s just a lazy expression of tribalism and out-group exclusion since it’s not socially acceptable to hate on any religion or race anymore.

But god DAMN if they don’t prove every stereotype correct with their narcissistic whiny entitled bullshit during weddings.

Brother is getting married in 2 weeks, and both fathers are already bitching and airing grievances to people.

Our father is throwing a huffy bitch fit because most of our cousins, who we haven’t talked to in over 10 years weren’t invited. None of those cousins give a FUCK.

Her father has a fucking 17-minute speech planned so I (Best Man) and the MoH both have to stay under 3 minutes.

Nice being MEN older than 65 and still pouting if you’re not catered to, stupids.
 
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Reminder this is the edgy younger alpha male a million boomer dads listened to
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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️
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Tell that to the priest at any catholic wedding
At least he’s the headliner and expected to run long.
This. Way to make your daughter's best day of her all about you, faggot
I would be so fucking pissed if I had to sit through that. Keep it fairly short, explain what they mean to you, tell a few heartwarming anecdotes, and don’t try to be too funny.
 
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At least he’s the headliner and expected to run long.

I would be so fucking pissed if I had to sit through that. Keep it fairly short, explain what they mean to you, tell a few heartwarming anecdotes, and don’t try to be too funny.

I told my brother I will print out and distribute the fuckin appendix and footnotes for the speech if needed
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️
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I mean I really don’t care enough to start gossippy drama like a bitch lol I’m gonnaView attachment 226588
I’d tell his wife that the speech is fucking rude and no one is going to enjoy it. That’s about as long as a feature set at a comedy show. Edit: nevermind, I’d probably just leave it alone and go outside for the thing.
 
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