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There's no pleasant way to do it. Sometimes you just look up and you lock eyes with a CEP (cross-eyed person)
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Fawk, that's good adviceI stare at the nose if I have to.
this happened to me when I was 16 at the bank. I still remember to this day.There's no pleasant way to do it. Sometimes you just look up and you lock eyes with a CEP (cross-eyed person)
Back in March, I had the day to myself and I bought one of those weed vape pens, got super high, and went hiking on a bridle path in the woods. At some point I ended up back in civilization and I wanted to get some water. I top off my high and walk into the nearest market, which was unbeknownst to me a kosher jewish grocery. As soon as I walk in, this ginger jew that looked like Chef Adam Libby in a yarmukle looks up and directly at me and he was about as crosseyed as one can get. Really shook me upthis happened to me when I was 16 at the bank. I still remember to this day.
i was there to make a deposit and don't know what happened but i probably gave the cross eyed lady a look or something and she replied to me with an angry tone.
ngl, i felt like a real piece of shit that day. I shouldn't have done that.
Yeah I shouldn't have rambled like that and got to the point.Back in March, I had the day to myself and I bought one of those weed vape pens, got super high, and went hiking on a bridle path in the woods. At some point I ended up back in civilization and I wanted to get some water. I top off my high and walk into the nearest market, which was unbeknownst to me a kosher jewish grocery. As soon as I walk in, this ginger jew that looked like Chef Adam Libby in a yarmukle looks up and directly at me and he was about as crosseyed as one can get. Really shook me up
I'm high niggaYeah I shouldn't have rambled like that and got to the point.
'Nice self rambling stupid'.
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