WWAW your piss smelling terrible after eating Asparagus?

[Cuphead]

Love me some asparagus but phew the smell of your piss afterwards

 

[Stent]

It's the next level for when your girl becomes accustomed to you pissing in her mouth.

 

[Monk]

Air fryer asparagus and fresh green beans with parmesan, fucking delicious side to go with a good steak.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

It's the next level for when your girl becomes accustomed to you pissing in her mouth.

How does that conversation go?

"Hey babe, I don't feel grossed out anymore when you urinate in my mouth. Could you eat asparagus beforehand? Thanks honey. Oh by the way, don't forget Emma has her clarinet recital this Thursday."

 

[Stent]

How does that conversation go?

"Hey babe, I don't feel grossed out anymore when you urinate in my mouth. Could you eat asparagus beforehand? Thanks honey. Oh by the way, don't forget Emma has her clarinet recital this Thursday."

It goes with her gagging, choking and spitting out the mouthful of piss and me slapping her for spilling my precious gift and telling her to clean it up with her hair.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Didja know: not everyone can smell the asparagus stink in pee.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Sugar Smacks have the same effect for whatever reason. Think they turn your piss diabetic.

 

[guest]

It goes with her gagging, choking and spitting out the mouthful of piss and me slapping her for spilling my precious gift and telling her to clean it up with her hair.

Who said romance is dead

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Pro tip: flush your toilet using the handle on the cistern every few days and your house is less likely to reek of piss.

 

[guest]

It goes with her gagging, choking and spitting out the mouthful of piss and me slapping her for spilling my precious gift and telling her to clean it up with her hair.

I'll never get why women like being choked during sex. I get why I like choking them at least.

 

[Stent]

I'll never get why women like being choked during sex. I get why I like choking them at least.

I once spanked a girl and she had an emotional breakdown. I think the only way a woman could have that effect on me is if I had my dick in her ass and she turned round to do a pitch perfect Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction impression.

 

[guest]

I once spanked a girl and she had an emotional breakdown. I think the only way a woman could have that effect on me is if I had my dick in her ass and she turned round to do a pitch perfect Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction impression.

What do you mean by emotional breakdown?

 

[Stent]

What do you mean by emotional breakdown?

Inconsolable full-body shuddering while crying and that kind of thing. Her neighbor molested her when she was 14 and I think I unlocked that trauma with a couple of red handprints on her rump.

 

[guest]

Inconsolable full-body shuddering while crying and that kind of thing. Her neighbor molested her when she was 14 and I think I unlocked that trauma with a couple of red handprints on her rump.

Did you finish?

 

[Stent]

Did you finish?

No, but at least I didn't waste any of my piss in her mouth.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Love a good asparagus piss

 

[Feltch My Ass]

I'll never get why women like being choked during sex. I get why I like choking them at least.

getting choked can be fun

 

[You Got A Problem Pal]

I've found that when I eat a 12.5oz can of chicken my piss will smell like chicken and when I eat a 12oz can of bbq pulled pork my piss smells like pulled pork; it's quite a pleasant aroma.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

getting choked can be fun

I agree.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Inconsolable full-body shuddering while crying and that kind of thing. Her neighbor molested her when she was 14 and I think I unlocked that trauma with a couple of red handprints on her rump.

I pissed on a long-term girl-thing in the middle of a shower. It was funny, not sexual, but MAN she blew the fuck up. Damn, bitch, there's soap six inches from your fucking head, wash it off if it bugs you that much.