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WWAW your piss reeking after eating asparagus
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What a pointless fucking book to write. Waste of paper. “Real men like Sinatra.” Do they? Ginzo retard.
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Asparagus never does it to me, but if I'm hung over and don't drink any water in the morning, my piss smells like a coffee cup that's been left out for a few days.
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It does, you just don't have the gene that allows you to smell it.
Everyone's piss smells after eating asparagus, only certain people can smell it though.
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- 53,699
As long as it doesn't look like bloody apple juice I'm satisfied.
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- 51,166
Well that explains a lot. I never could smell it.
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- 30,696
My piss reeks of coffee 5 minutes after drinking it. Idk how it works
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- 51,166
Same. And sometimes in the shower it smells sweet and I shit myself and wonder if it tastes like cake.
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Nothing is worse than having a nice steak and asparagus meal and then getting shitfaced and forgetting you ate that shit the next morning. Your walking to take a piss barely holding your shit together because you're hung over and then the first aroma of that piss just unravels your stomach and now your pissing and puking at the same time. Happens to me ALL da TIME
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Asparagus is obviously the big one, but a lot of stuff I eat affects how my piss smells. Onion and garlic. Bacon. If I put a lot of Old Bay on something my piss will smell salty. You should smell my piss after a barbacoa bean bowl.
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The smell isn't so bad, the real problem is the taste.