WWAW woodpeckers

[FranksWirecutters]

I like the red head ones because they're cute when they're knocking on trees and metal things for a mating call. They suck when they're pecking the shit out of the wood on my garage and I want to blast them with #8 birdshot.

It's a tough one man.

 

[EraGodless]

I like the red head ones because they're cute when they're knocking on trees and metal things for a mating call. They suck when they're pecking the shit out of the wood on my garage and I want to blast them with #8 birdshot.

It's a tough one man.

On a related note, WAWAW Peckerwoods?

 

[guest]

Wood pecker? I prefer the ones made out of flesh haha

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Yeah, once they start with your buildings, you have to nip it in the bud quick. Even is they're protected by whatever federal faggot bird act, you've got to keep their numbers down near your home to avoid multiple holes in walls, and shit corroding your stuff inside of your buildings.

 

[guest]

Scotiabank ATMs used to imitate Woody Woodpecker when the mechanisms rotated inside. Pretty neat.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

A few years ago, I was walking out to my car, and I saw what I thought was a bird sculpture or decoy or something. It was a little bigger than the average bird, and it was blue and red like Woody Woodpecker. Then it moved, and took off, and I realized what it was. I hear them all the time, but rarely ever see them, and they're really kind of odd and cool looking.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I have a mated pair of mourning doves on the other side of my house and I can hear them when I'm in my living room and I have the tv low. I also see them on my front porch. I don't appreciate the bird shit though. I also have a robin that I've seen in my front yard and drive way, the fucker is brave and won't fly and waits until the last second and runs not flies off

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had one of those big pileated woodpeckers smashing it's face into a willow stump in my yard one time. I watched it for a while. They're way bigger than I thought they were.

 

[Phish]

You know where woodpeckers stash their extremely long tongues? In their fucking head!