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It's her birthday. I gave her a hamburger mixed with her kibble. Think she knows why it's special? Or is she just a bitch.
I'll hang up and listen.
I'll hang up and listen.
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Congratulations, show us a pic of the birthday girl
She's had some amazing rovers that I assume are onlyfans models that I assume use the peanut butter trick.She knows what that twinkle in your eye means at this point. No need to feel ashamed.
That's our second one definitely. She's the "we're barking for some reason" dog. She's slightly simple compared to the birthday dog but there's a gun club here that trains retrievers and she'd be able to do that. The birthday dog is the calm one that goes to hospitals and old folk homes to make kids and seniors feel better.while she wont 'know', dogs are pack-animals so will feel good / partake in your celebration, if you're extra happy then she'll share in it too... even if unsure why
Good on ya, Brothaman. May Saint Norm smile upon you and yours.The birthday dog is the calm one that goes to hospitals and old folk homes to make kids and seniors feel better.
This belongs in the Aww thread because that’s the sound I made when reading this.It's her birthday. I gave her a hamburger mixed with her kibble. Think she knows why it's special? Or is she just a bitch.
I'll hang up and listen.
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