WWAW the vegetables

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Had a work trip last week in the UK and Jesus, those pigs hardly eat any sort of green vegetable. Mushy peas and boiled to shit broccoli and carrots. Very Patrick-like.

Nice cooking the shit out of the vegetables, stupids.

Any of the brothamen here regularly eat raw vegetables / pan fried ones / grilled? Probably one of my favorite things to eat with dinner because you can eat a ton of them and as long as you don’t cover them in goyslop dressing, you’ll be fine.

A homemade salad slaps, children.

 

[Meownaw]

All fawkin in with da broccoli and asparagus. Snap peas eat pretty fawkin good too.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

All fawkin in with da broccoli and asparagus. Snap peas eat pretty fawkin good too.

Vurry good choices indeed. Pretty much any green / fresh vegetable is PFG in my book.

The only thing I don’t like is how asparagus makes my piss smell, I know some freaks are into that but it bugs me.

 

[Meownaw]

Fawk how did I forget spinach. Add that to the list Erock.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I used to hate brussel sprouts, but they are pretty versatile and PFG when done right.
All in with the spinach, arugula, grilled asparagus, cauliflower, and cabbage when it is stuffed with something.

Kale kinda sucks though. Maybe in a soup it works.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Maybe in a soup it works.

Yeah. It needs to be wilted. I like to cook it in a lot of olive oil with some garlic and lemon, that’s pretty good.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I hate vegetables - only eat them via blender. Throw in blueburries and nuts and its pfg.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Yeah. It needs to be wilted. I like to cook it in a lot of olive oil with some garlic and lemon, that’s pretty good.

I’ve done the same with it, and it’s better than raw, but I would rather just use spinach.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Broccoli rabe is good, when combined with roast pork and sharp provolone.

 

[Build Black Better]

Onions are the only raw vegetable that I like. Diced yellow onions (or pico de gallo) on Tostitos or Triscuit Thin Crisps. I could go through a whole fawkin box, and it's great for keeping people away from me when I'm feeling antisocial. Grilled zucchini and yellow squash are PFG, and pretty much any kind of vegetable soup or stew. Corn chowder is the best soup, and that's the only reason I go to Panera. They almost always have it.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Corn chowder

 

[Jenna]

Peppers (red > orange = yellow >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> green), onions, and portobello mushrooms. People tell me mushrooms aren't a vegetable, then why are they in the produce department you fuckheads?

Chop everything up and grill it with a protein (usually chicken) then serve however you like. The peppers are the star. Best tasting "healthy" food there is.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Peppers (red > orange = yellow >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> green), onions, and portobello mushrooms. People tell me mushrooms aren't a vegetable, then why are they in the produce department you fuckheads?

Chop everything up and grill it with a protein (usually chicken) then serve however you like. The peppers are the star. Best tasting "healthy" food there is.

Fawk that sounds good

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Steamers arrived in the UK about 25 years ago. I don't know anyone who boils vegetables anymore. Maybe in the really bad post-industrial northern cities. Show them an electric steamer and they'll probably make you king.

I like bok choy steamed with a splash of vinegar and soy sauce. Also, roast pepper slices in oil, salt and a bit of chilli powder is a simple classic.

 

[Build Black Better]

Peppers (red > orange = yellow >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> green), onions, and portobello mushrooms. People tell me mushrooms aren't a vegetable, then why are they in the produce department you fuckheads?

Chop everything up and grill it with a protein (usually chicken) then serve however you like. The peppers are the star. Best tasting "healthy" food there is.

You just reminded me that red sweet peppers > green. I love Philly cheesesteaks, but I can't seem to find those red motherfuckers at any cheesesteak shop outside of the Philly area. Jersey Mike's has them, but they charge 18 fucking dollars. I don't love 'em that much. Are those little chunks of shit really that valuable compared to green? Maybe those dago Philly mafia wops are hoarding them all to inflate their value as part of their criminal empire.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

WWAWD kimchi. I love that gook shit.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

WWAWD kimchi. I love that gook shit.

PFG

 

[Dennyislife]

I must be doing being English wrong all this time. I even have my own vegetable patch in my garden this is so embarrassing.

 

[Jenna]

You just reminded me that red sweet peppers > green. I love Philly cheesesteaks, but I can't seem to find those red motherfuckers at any cheesesteak shop outside of the Philly area. Jersey Mike's has them, but they charge 18 fucking dollars. I don't love 'em that much. Are those little chunks of shit really that valuable compared to green? Maybe those dago Philly mafia wops are hoarding them all to inflate their value as part of their criminal empire.

Green are fucking poverty peppers, that's why. Pick em off the vine early and sell them to Dominos and Subway. You need to let the pepper mature naturally, but fast food places buy in bulk and go for the most cost-effective option. For home cooking, always pay the extra 20 cents and get a nice juicy red from the market.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Opie is all-in: