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WWAW the phrase “adult beverages” for alcoholic drinks?

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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You nailed them. I cant think of anymore honestly. My wife said “adulting” the other week and I legitimately told her straight faced to shut the fuck up and never say that again. Havent heard it since.

Some guy at work messed up his measurement when we were installing a water main the other day and said “my math isnt mathing today” and both me and my coworker had the same reaction. “Shut the fuck up and remeasure that shit faggot”.
 

Sue2

LAUGH.
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You nailed them. I cant think of anymore honestly. My wife said “adulting” the other week and I legitimately told her straight faced to shut the fuck up and never say that again. Havent heard it since.

Some guy at work messed up his measurement when we were installing a water main the other day and said “my math isnt mathing today” and both me and my coworker had the same reaction. “Shut the fuck up and remeasure that shit faggot”.
In high school i had a neurotic teacher who was maybe 40 and would regularly say she was having trouble “adulting”. YOU TEACH CHILDREN STUPID
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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In high school i had a neurotic teacher who was maybe 40 and would regularly say she was having trouble “adulting”. YOU TEACH CHILDREN STUPID
That one is used by fuck ups exclusively - OMG ADULTING IS HARD YOU GUYS! I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE TO GO TO WORK AND PAY BILLS!!! I JUST WANNA TRAVEL AND HANG OUT WITH MY FUR BABIES!!!
 
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