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Which decade was the best to watch?
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People see the stats QBs put up back in the 60s through the late 90s and they think wow, those guys really sucked compared to the QBs of today, but they don't understand how much more physical and difficult it was back then when DBs had way more leeway and you could pummel the living hell out of QBs. Go watch one of those NFL "Greatest Hits" videos from the 1980s and you'll see nothing but plays that would be wildly illegal today, all set to goofy music and car crash sound effects. QBs took a vicious beating and WRs literally risked their lives going over the middle, as a DB might decapitate you.As soon as you stopped being able to hit a receiver that was about to make a 20 yard catch and literally had to let him catch it, the entire sport just became a joke. I dont see how anyone can defend that rule making any sense.
I’ll see a clip of a team getting all hype and fired up before taking the field and Im just like, you guys realize you cant even hit anyone right? What are you getting all excited about? Shit is fucking gay and retarded.
That said, I do the fawkin fantasy thing, put in parlays and still enjoy the gambling aspect of a football Sunday, but I have zero interest in the game anymore
First thing that comes to mind is that Steve Atwater hit where he takes out like 3 guys including his own, bodies just strewn about rolling around in painPeople see the stats QBs put up back in the 60s through the late 90s and they think wow, those guys really sucked compared to the QBs of today, but they don't understand how much more physical and difficult it was back then when DBs had way more leeway and you could pummel the living hell out of QBs. Go watch one of those NFL "Greatest Hits" videos from the 1980s and you'll see nothing but plays that would be wildly illegal today, all set to goofy music and car crash sound effects. QBs took a vicious beating and WRs literally risked their lives going over the middle, as a DB might decapitate you.
You can watch one of those old videos and see hit after hit on QBs who'd already thrown a pass, hits where they just got absolutely flattened. Nowadays hits like that would be the lead story on the evening news, but they used to be routine. And it's so funny to see how the NFL used to use those hits as highlight reels, just clip after clip of guys getting completely obliterated. You just don't see those vicious animalistic defensive stars anymore, like Butkus, Jack Lambert, LT, Lott, Atwater, Tatum and etc.First thing that comes to mind is that Steve Atwater hit where he takes out like 3 guys including his own, bodies just strewn about rolling around in pain
Is that where my tax dollars are going? Fantasy sports?As soon as you stopped being able to hit a receiver that was about to make a 20 yard catch and literally had to let him catch it, the entire sport just became a joke. I dont see how anyone can defend that rule making any sense.
I’ll see a clip of a team getting all hype and fired up before taking the field and Im just like, you guys realize you cant even hit anyone right? What are you getting all excited about? Shit is fucking gay and retarded.
That said, I do the fawkin fantasy thing, put in parlays and still enjoy the gambling aspect of a football Sunday, but I have zero interest in the game anymore
Yea it was that tough voice Dan used, it scared me in ways that watching my father pistol whip and put guns in deadbeats mouths didn't, really shook me up. The good news I managed to find decent gabagool and freesh mutz in rural ontario to eat to calm me down. I'm just glad I didn't sound like that one faggot who called in and was all out of cadence like a 3rd grader giving a report.You can watch one of those old videos and see hit after hit on QBs who'd already thrown a pass, hits where they just got absolutely flattened. Nowadays hits like that would be the lead story on the evening news, but they used to be routine. And it's so funny to see how the NFL used to use those hits as highlight reels, just clip after clip of guys getting completely obliterated. You just don't see those vicious animalistic defensive stars anymore, like Butkus, Jack Lambert, LT, Lott, Atwater, Tatum and etc.
When the Broncos were good.Which decade was the best to watch?
I used to work for one of the major sports leagues. They would do literally anything to get more TV breaks or advertisements. Including telling coaches and players to stall and waste time. Referees to waste time. And so on. So that every single play could have a sponsored replay. They also spent almost every other second during meetings discussing how to plaster corporate logos on literally every possible surface. Longer games means more advertising and more drinks sold at the stadium.I can't watch it. It's too stop start. I guess for advertising breaks? Get on with it. Stop planning like your 7 year olds playing pretend.
Just another one of those weird one country sports like khabbdi or bullfighting that the rest of the world really doesn't care for.
Somehow the Nascar model is the purest of em all now. Except for that nigger driver and his ropeI used to work for one of the major sports leagues. They would do literally anything to get more TV breaks or advertisements. Including telling coaches and players to stall and waste time. Referees to waste time. And so on. So that every single play could have a sponsored replay. They also spent almost every other second during meetings discussing how to plaster corporate logos on literally every possible surface. Longer games means more advertising and more drinks sold at the stadium.
NASCAR used to be mocked for plastering logos all over the cars. Now look at the UFC octagon floor. Or the inside of pretty much any modern stadium. Or watch any sports broadcast and literally everything has a sponsor. "This inning in sponsored by blah blah". "This replay is sponsored".
I tried to watch Indycar last week and there were probably twice as many ads as there were laps being shown.Somehow the Nascar model is the purest of em all now. Except for that nigger driver and his rope
They could have if they fawkin left it alone.Somehow the Nascar model is the purest of em all now. Except for that nigger driver and his rope
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