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WWAW the explosive shit after breaking a long fast

Torque’sHeadBump

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I don’t do intense 16:8 fasting I just try to keep about 12 hours from dinner - breakfast the next morning.

However today I was pretty fawkin busy and didn’t have time to break my fast and went somewhere around 17 hours no food. I ended up having a heavier lunch of some dumplings and within 30 minutes I had to run into a coffee shop and take an explosive dump in the bathroom. Not good.

What’s the deal with that? Ass cancer?
 

Udders

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I can do a 24 hour fast no problem. If you break your fast with too much fibrous stuff your ass will explode but dumplings? I got nothing on dumplings.
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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I'm only just back to normal from 5years of addictions... things are surprisingly fine but I wouldn't start messing with my diet just yet, but that's just me.
I guess you would've preferred funny stories about painful experiences, no.

I'll give you one; I don't go for this 'semen retention' thing, but I involuntarily retained for nearly a month due to other reasons, when I finally coomed I got the worst cramping pain deep in my asshole, it was shocking & scary.
I spoke to a doctor & he might've had to basically give me a prostate milking to get a sample to test for infection / prostatitis... I DIDN'T DO THAT!

Now (even if I'm alone) I'm 3x/day, & feel much better for it.
 
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