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Wwaw staying away from friends because you find their wife/girlfriend too hot

Dennyislife

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I'm in this situation. Shes smart, funny, success and I would like to make cums in and on her but that's just wrong so I stay away.

Reminds me of this minus accents that I still have yet to really hear in real life even though I have spent 50% of my life in the area this voice is meant to be from.

The last line reads to me he has to stay away from her or he'll rape her. She was 17 and he was 30 too in real life.

Mention this to any gal who tries to make you watch Love actually.

 
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Thread title reminded me of this for some reason

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you're rendering that scaffolding dangerous
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I'm a monogamous absolutist, so I respect the wives of all my mates. the last time I made a move on any of their girls was when I was 14, and she chose me over him. I really motherfucked him, and it made me feel like a complete sssscumbag. a valuable lesson learned early
 
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