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Been growing out my hair since August and just got a fawkin mean Patrick Kane-esque mullet.
I’ll save some pussy for the rest of you.
I’ll save some pussy for the rest of you.
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I think that’s really bad for your hairline.I wear my long hair in a pony tail and wear a headband like an asshole, that’s probably worse than a mullet.
You wanna suck em, funster?Do those women even have penises?
I dont know the difference tbhw but its Patrick Kanes mullet on the Blackhawks except Im not a ginger. The back isnt very longDid you go for the fashionable mullet or the classic variation?
I think that’s really bad for your hairline.
What like Willy Nelson?I wear my long hair in a pony tail and wear a headband like an asshole, that’s probably worse than a mullet.
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