WWAW "Sleep" not working in windows 10/11 ?

[IanHalperin]

I fawkin put my laptop to sleep and I come back 20 minutes later and see my screen turned on with the fans on full blast.

Should I call geeksquad?
Even Ctrl alt delete didn't work.

 

[Turk February]

Just give it some valerian root extract and try to limit its caffeine intake during the day.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

As long as some limey twunt isn’t yelling at you, you’re ok

 

[DMbA]

It has been broken on mine, it either won't sleep or won't wake up. What if it wake itself in the bag tho it's gonna to cook itself

 

[Coonskin]

It has been broken on mine, it either won't sleep or won't wake up. What if it wake itself in the bag tho it's gonna to cook itself

Mines been doing this nearly melted the damn bag. Why does the fucker run with the screen down shit makes no sense

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Proper fix: reset and THEN do a shutdown, and then see how the cunt acts

 

[IanHalperin]

It has been broken on mine, it either won't sleep or won't wake up. What if it wake itself in the bag tho it's gonna to cook itself

That's exactly what happened.

Oh and don't get fawkin started on windows not waking up. I have to completely restart just so my screen turns on again.

Fuck that scummmmmbag Bill Gates

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[1073waaf]

With the weekly windows 10 updates, I've had to have my OS reinstalled TWICE due to compatibility issues. Now, $200 geek squad dollars later, I've eliminated that mess but I get this pop-up scam, when I take the computer out of sleep mode, that has a window that won't close and audio of some limey twunt telling me that my computer's been infected by a virus from a malicious porn site and that I need to call the number on the screen because all of my personal info including Passwords for banking, social media sites, credit cards, etc... etc... have been compromised.

Most asshats would shit themselves hearing this blaring from their computer speakers, as the very official looking screen blinks an 1-888 number and implores you to call it to work with their "windows professionals" to eliminate this infection.

If this happens to you, do the following:

Hold Control, alt, delete simultaneously.

Choose "task manager" from the resulting menu, and close your browser.

It disappears. I'm not sure if it'll happen again, but for Christ's sake... DON'T call the number and play ball with these mongrel terrorists. The only infection your computer has is some fucker slipped in that pop up in the form of a familiar email with a link you (and I) mistakenly clicked.

Go to "remove program" in your control panel and look for one of these. Delete it, problem solved. THANKS FOR YOUR USELESS SECURITY UPDATES WINDOWS 10!!!!!!

 

[wbgreen]

Lotta fawkin problems with how Windows doesn't understand sleep mode on laptops. Miss having a desktop when I could just flip the power switch when it got cunty.

 

[DMbA]

That's exactly what ha

That's exactly what happened.

Oh and don't get fawkin started on windows not waking up. I have to completely restart just so my screen turns on again.

Fuck that scummmmmbag Bill Gates

They can put all the fancy skin on it it's still the same nigger shit from 10 years ago

I heard it doesn't run well on their own hardware too

 

[CumiaPoodle]

With the weekly windows 10 updates, I've had to have my OS reinstalled TWICE due to compatibility issues. Now, $200 geek squad dollars later, I've eliminated that mess but I get this pop-up scam, when I take the computer out of sleep mode, that has a window that won't close and audio of some limey twunt telling me that my computer's been infected by a virus from a malicious porn site and that I need to call the number on the screen because all of my personal info including Passwords for banking, social media sites, credit cards, etc... etc... have been compromised.

Most asshats would shit themselves hearing this blaring from their computer speakers, as the very official looking screen blinks an 1-888 number and implores you to call it to work with their "windows professionals" to eliminate this infection.

If this happens to you, do the following:

Hold Control, alt, delete simultaneously.

Choose "task manager" from the resulting menu, and close your browser.

It disappears. I'm not sure if it'll happen again, but for Christ's sake... DON'T call the number and play ball with these mongrel terrorists. The only infection your computer has is some fucker slipped in that pop up in the form of a familiar email with a link you (and I) mistakenly clicked.

Go to "remove program" in your control panel and look for one of these. Delete it, problem solved. THANKS FOR YOUR USELESS SECURITY UPDATES WINDOWS 10!!!!!!

“I'm not sure if it'll happen again, but for Christ's sake... DON'T call the number”

I love that this is something he had to repeat over and over to himself.

 

[1073waaf]

“I'm not sure if it'll happen again, but for Christ's sake... DON'T call the number”

I love that this is something he had to repeat over and over to himself.

“Most asshats would shit themselves, but not this asshat!”

 

[AntSucks]

Open an admin prompt and type "powercfg -requests" or "powercfg -waketimers".

That will tell you what keeps waking the computer up.

 

[IanHalperin]

Open an admin prompt and type "powercfg -requests" or "powercfg -waketimers".

That will tell you what keeps waking the computer up.

Looks like a display driver needs updating.

If this works I'll crack open a road soda for you brotherman.