WWAW skidmarks in your undies?

[Nick Gerlips]

Haven't had any since I got a bidet to be honest witchya

 

[guest]

Lots of doodie conversation lately. WWAW shaving your butt hairs to make the wiping easier

 

[aRTie02150]

Lots of doodie conversation lately. WWAW shaving your butt hairs to make the wiping easier

I noticed I get way more swamp ass if I shave my butt hairs.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

this isn’t actually doody related but does anyone ever get like a tangled dreadlocked knot of asshair that you have to snip out with scissors? Hurts like a bitch too. How do I fix this I tried writing Dear Abby for advice but she keeps fawkin ignoring me

 

[aRTie02150]

this isn’t actually doody related but does anyone ever get like a tangled knot of asshair that you have to snip out with scissors? Hurts like a bitch too. How do I fix this I tried writing Dear Abby for advice but she keeps fawkin ignoring me

Comb your asshair brotherman.

I do get them once in while and have to pull out the scissors. I can't imagine how hilarious I look snipping tangles from my undercarriage.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Lots of doodie conversation lately. WWAW shaving your butt hairs to make the wiping easier

Bad idea brothaman plus it feels weird and prickly when it’s growing back. That hair is there for a reason just use baby wipes

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I don't like em

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Lots of doodie conversation lately. WWAW shaving your butt hairs to make the wiping easier

fucking with your whole ecosystem, spitting in god’s eye even

 

[RaggotFetard]

I call them racing stripes. Makes me feel like an athlete.

 

[fenrir]

This is why I switched from tighty whities to desert camo. The piss and shit stains just blend in:

Stop staring at my bulge.

 

[guest]

fucking with your whole ecosystem, spitting in god’s eye even

Fawk you’re right. Never again

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Nah, I keep a clean house back there. You could eat maple walnut ice cream from my asshole. Not "you", specifically, but hypothetically.

 

[guest]

Get a bidet and black boxers

 

[guest]

Took a nasty dump yesterday so I hopped in the shower right after, knowing it was going to take 10+ wipes.

Gave it a good old rub and scrub, hour later fucking dingle berry. What a loser.

WWAWD Dingleberrys? Do you pull them off and all the hairs they're stuck on with it? Real irritating being in public and feeling one of those tickling your anus.