WWAW shitting/pissing in public?

[Skatole C9H9N]

Do any of you do it or wait until you get home?

 

[aRTie02150]

Depends how urgent it is.

 

[Not bad]

Depends on how Indian I feel.

 

[Meownaw]

Depends. Get it?

 

[eggfeller]

i never shit unless it’s an emergency. i carry a 48 oz nalgene in my truck for pissing.

 

[HH Brother]

 

[aRTie02150]

In 2018 I diarrhead myself in a parking lot after getting off a bus. It was one of the funniest moments of my life. I even pissed myself because I was already coated in diarrhea anyway so it wasn't a big deal. Thankfully I was block from home and have an elevator. I had to throw everything away when I got home. Good times

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

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This guy gets it. I really need an audience to do my best work.

 

[Brooke Shields]

In 2018 I diarrhead myself in a parking lot after getting off a bus. It was one of the funniest moments of my life. I even pissed myself because I was already coated in diarrhea anyway so it wasn't a big deal. Thankfully I was block from home and have an elevator. I had to throw everything away when I got home. Good times

but why?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Im really lax about pissing in public, I’ll do it anywhere and with minimal concealment

 

[PickleRickle]

The absolute best is when you do everything to avoid this happening, but you still get a splash that goes directly in your anus. I guess I have aids now.

 

[aRTie02150]

but why?

Why did I diarrhea? I was sick for a few days with a stomach bug and the day I felt better I had some Nashville Chicken from KFC and a grilled ham and cheese from a diner all within an hour of each other.

Literally few worst case scenario happened. I farted on the bus several times and it was only a 8 block ride. I seen the bus driver staring angrily at my in the rear view mirror the whole time. I think he wanted to say something to me when I got off but I scurried away excited that home was in viewing distance and then my butthole completely failed and the diarrhea just came out. I was wearing long John pants too under my jeans so all the bodily fluids were basically trapped and not leaking from my pant legs.

 

[guest]

Im really lax about pissing in public, I’ll do it anywhere and with minimal concealment

"Lax" is such a perfect a wordchoice...

via Old French laxatif, -ive or late Latin laxativus, from Latin laxare ‘loosen’ (from laxus ‘loose’). Laxative.


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[FranksWirecutters]

I piss wherever. I like pissing in/on things. I've pissed into the grand canyon, Potomac off of a dinner cruise, Mississippi off of a dinner cruise, Atlantic on a dinner cruise, pacific on a dinner cruise, bourbon street, beale street, sidewalk in SF. Pick a place and I'll probably piss on it.

 

[PickleRickle]

In 2018 I diarrhead myself in a parking lot after getting off a bus. It was one of the funniest moments of my life. I even pissed myself because I was already coated in diarrhea anyway so it wasn't a big deal. Thankfully I was block from home and have an elevator. I had to throw everything away when I got home. Good times

Holy fawk. My worst on a bus was throwing up all over the door because the cocksucker didnt open the door quick enough after I pulled the cord. I was so hammered and couldnt hold back any longer. Smoked a couple joints before jumping on the bus and got the spins real bad from the bumpy ride. That was a bus ride to the bar btw lol

 

[aRTie02150]

Holy fawk. My worst on a bus was throwing up all over the door because the cocksucker didnt open the door quick enough after I pulled the cord. I was so hammered and couldnt hold back any longer. Smoked a couple joints before jumping on the bus and got the spins real bad from the bumpy ride. That was a bus ride to the bar btw lol

I honestly feel for bus drivers.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

In 2018 I diarrhead myself in a parking lot after getting off a bus. It was one of the funniest moments of my life. I even pissed myself because I was already coated in diarrhea anyway so it wasn't a big deal. Thankfully I was block from home and have an elevator. I had to throw everything away when I got home. Good times

Being able to pee in your pants because you cant possibly soil yourself any further, is a feeling of freedom I didnt know existed and hope to experience at least once

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Some funsters know that Quasi and I are very friendly towards each other and exchange visits from time to time. Whenever I'm at his place or with his parents, I generally urinate on a tree as all bathrooms are used as storage. The pallets smell like exotic spices.

 

[aRTie02150]

Being able to pee in your pants because you cant possibly soil yourself any further, is a feeling of freedom I didnt know existed and hope to experience at least once

I was laughing as the piss flowed out. I had to have looked deranged, but whatever.

I attempted wiping my ass with the wife beater I was wearing under my shirt and it was a waste of time. I just left a shitty wife beater on the parking lot floor next to the dumpster and seen it the next day when heading to work.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I was laughing as the piss flowed out. I had to have looked deranged, but whatever.

I attempted wiping my ass with the wife beater I was wearing under my shirt and it was a waste of time. I just left a shitty wife beater on the parking lot floor next to the dumpster and seen it the next day when heading to work.

If you havent told this story here before idk how. Thats one for the ages