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Sounds like you got hemorrhoids. Raw deal. Same advice, but ask your doc for a topical anesthetic to numb the fiery itches and give your poor anus and scratching finger a break.I’ve had an uber itchy asshole for about a month now. I dig in and scratch it through my pants about 4-5 times a day resulting in my anus becoming swollen and red raw.
Fucking hurts when i take a dump now.
FluuuuidDehydration makes everything worse, so get that sorted out first. Increase intake of water and fiber, reduce intake of alcohol, processed sugar and salt, caffeine and other stimulants.
Sounds like you got hemorrhoids. Raw deal. Same advice, but ask your doc for a topical anesthetic to numb the fiery itches and give your poor anus and scratching finger a break.
Alright Doctor LT, I have a question for you. What if you don't want to cut down on the alcohol and caffeine? Are you just doomed to be dehydrated no matter how much water and electrolytes you take in? Obviously the worse hangovers are when I don't drink water like a dumbass but I'm wondering if there's any way around that. I'll take my answer off air.Dehydration makes everything worse, so get that sorted out first. Increase intake of water and fiber, reduce intake of alcohol, processed sugar and salt, caffeine and other stimulants.
Sounds like you got hemorrhoids. Raw deal. Same advice, but ask your doc for a topical anesthetic to numb the fiery itches and give your poor anus and scratching finger a break.
Alright Doctor LT, I have a question for you. What if you don't want to cut down on the alcohol and caffeine? Are you just doomed to be dehydrated no matter how much water and electrolytes you take in? Obviously the worse hangovers are when I don't drink water like a dumbass but I'm wondering if there's any way around that. I'll take my answer off air.
Might be a parasite dude. The eggs linger around your asshole and itch. Probably wouldn't hurt to take a dewormer.I’ve had an uber itchy asshole for about a month now. I dig in and scratch it through my pants about 4-5 times a day resulting in my anus becoming swollen and red raw.
Fucking hurts when i take a dump now.
Not knowing your stats and situation, my guess is "yeah, probably" ask a qualified doctor or nutritionist for a better answer.Alright Doctor LT, I have a question for you. What if you don't want to cut down on the alcohol and caffeine? Are you just doomed to be dehydrated no matter how much water and electrolytes you take in?
Nah, it isn't pinworms or anything like that. I have been checking my ass in the early morning and checking my fawkin dumps for any worm activity.Might be a parasite dude. The eggs linger around your asshole and itch. Probably wouldn't hurt to take a dewormer.
Lotion your assholeI’ve had an uber itchy asshole for about a month now. I dig in and scratch it through my pants about 4-5 times a day resulting in my anus becoming swollen and red raw.
Fucking hurts when i take a dump now.
He could try these. I bought them for my sore throat and they work greatLotion your asshole
I either rock back and forth or I rub my belly or under my thighs, it somehow gets things movingHere's a truly strange one. I've lately been doing this odd thing where if I'm taking a solid shit that is a bit... difficult.... I will literally clap my hands to deal with that constipated discomfort. Hold my hand, man. I don't know why but it actually helps. Imagine hearing someone clapping in the batroom Lol.
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