Wwaw running for 100 miles

[Dennyislife]

A pal is trying to get me to join him on a 100 mile run for charity. I would rather just give him the money and we both stay at home.

Any of you fatties done it?

 

[Dog Eater]

Sounds like a shit time.

 

[Long Island Clan]

I don't think jogging for that long is good for your heart. Walking, jogging and short sprints on grass seem to be the way but to do that for 100 miles is crazy.

 

[Professor Consent]

Are you sure your dipshit retarded faggot friend didn't mean 10 miles and not 100 miles, which is 4 times as long as a fucking full marathon?

 

[Dennyislife]

Are you sure your dipshit retarded faggot friend didn't mean 10 miles and not 100 miles, which is 4 times as long as a fucking full marathon?

Yes I am sure. We were doing a ten mile run when he said it.

 

[AntSucks]

100 miles as an ultramarathon or spread out over several days? You would have to be regularly doing 30+mile runs in training to even think about doing a 100mile run. That's about 18 hours of running

 

[Dennyislife]

100 miles as an ultramarathon or spread out over several days? You would have to be regularly doing 30+mile runs in training to even think about doing a 100mile run. That's about 18 hours of running

Yeah it's for 2026. Ran and hiked 30 miles in the mountains so it's not completely new but ultra marathon isn't something I have ever thought about

 

[Professor Consent]

Yes I am sure. We were doing a ten mile run when he said it.

Oh my mistake

Anyway your friend is gay

 

[TravisPickle]

Running sounds like an exhausting waste of time to achieve a high. Just smoke a joint, ya' fuckin' retards.

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

Everybody should run a marathon once in their lives.

Running ultras is a sign that you can't handle your own emotions and you seek to tire yourself out so completely that you won't be bothered by them at the end of the day when you are by yourself with no distractions.

[ EDIT: Watch this movie and tell me there's one competitor that's sane. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_on_the_Sun:_The_Badwater_135 ]

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

You're just accelerating your chance at a sudden Vax death. If you already have it, it's meant for old and fat feeble people, start eating like a gluttonous lardass now to live as long as you can with that mystery-box disease juice running through your veins

 

[Turk February]

Promise to do it. Feign injury on mile 2. Pretend to be really heart broken about it and he has to go on without you. Drive to the finish line. Get a little buzzed while waiting. Congratulate him at the end, apologize profusely until he feels bad enough to share the valor. Get name in newspaper. Have the city install a park bench with your names written on it as if you both actually did it. In 2 generations no one will even suspect you didn't really do it.

 

[Toast]

I get tired after driving for 100 miles. Walking it would take days. Perhaps a fortnight.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Who me? I could probably do that for 4 hours.
I could probably do that in 17 hours
I do that in 4 days

 

[Nigger Jim]

David Goggins is a faggot…

And yet not as much as most Navy seals

 

[SB1's Awful Bloody Toes]

Running is for fags.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Are you sure it’s not a team relay kind of deal? That’s usually what those charity things are. If you’re running 100 miles yourself that’s retarded.

 

[SB1's Awful Bloody Toes]

Imagine dying from running in a stupid race


Oh wait this guy did

Pheidippides - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[RoTheHo69]

Who me? I probably did that like 5 times the other day dude.

 

[johnnynoname]

Sounds like an excuse to just eat a lot