WWAW quitting a roofing job by faking your own death?

[NortheastPhilly]

Good bit? Is that even legal?

I got another job where Id be making more money. Time to move on.

Figured I’d use my friends phone to contact the secretary and say that I passed away. I have this thing where I cant just end things normally, but life is way more fun this way.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That's hilarious and I say go for it.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Ya kiddin! how did it happen?!

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Better yet tell them you are in jail after getting caught being serial pedo

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Better yet tell them you are in jail after getting caught being serial pedo

Are you talking about WormKiller or some faggy Pat related stuff?

 

[fusciasomething]

I own a construction company and people bail on us all the time without any communication before or after. These fuckers lie so much nobody will believe anything you say anyhow. I could be wrong, maybe every worker in Denver has a last minute appointment at least one Monday a month.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

What's the new gig?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Do it dude. Record the call

 

[Imager]

What's the new gig?

@NortheastPhilly is re-enlisting to help fight wars for Israel, of course.

 

[guest]

Life insurance scam, nice

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Does your employer know that you received the COVID 19 vaccinations courtesy of the US Military? If so, then the news of your untimely death will come as no surprise.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

you were 14 years old

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

definitely

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I own a construction company and people bail on us all the time without any communication before or after. These fuckers lie so much nobody will believe anything you say anyhow. I could be wrong, maybe every worker in Denver has a last minute appointment at least one Monday a month.

Would you be more okay with someone just saying, “look, bro I’m really hungover and won’t make it in this morning?”

 

[guest]

make sure you get paid first

 

[Stent]

Commit to the bit and actually do it. They'll look so foolish when they don't believe it.

 

[guest]

Good bit? Is that even legal?

I got another job where Id be making more money. Time to move on.

Figured I’d use my friends phone to contact the secretary and say that I passed away. I have this thing where I cant just end things normally, but life is way more fun this way.

Just say found another job, thanks for everything

 

[guest]

I never even knew you were sick!

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Tell them you are your mom and that you sadly passed away the boys will get a kick out of it

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Call with a ridiculously bad accent. “It is with unfortunate great regret I must inform you that @NortheastPhilly has past. Please do the needful and submit W2 at year’s end.”