WWAW pulling muscles?

[Uncle Floyd]

Rounded third and felt a pop in my calf. Hopped across home plate, but was mostly done for the rest of the game.

You try to be fit, try to stay active, but your body won't let you. It's like it wants to grow old and fat and die on the couch by the time you're 55.

My body really motherfucked me.

 

[Professor Rape]

Havent pulled my muscle in 20 minutes now

#retaining

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Have pulled my muscle in 20 minutes now

#retaining

That's one muscle I won't pull.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Rounded third and felt a pop in my calf. Hopped across home plate, but was mostly done for the rest of the game.

You try to be fit, try to stay active, but your body won't let you. It's like it wants to grow old and fat and die on the couch by the time you're 55.

My body really motherfucked me.

That's what you get for not wearing a diaper. It would've soothed that calf, increased your confidence, balance,.. everything really.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Rounded third and felt a pop in my calf. Hopped across home plate, but was mostly done for the rest of the game.

You try to be fit, try to stay active, but your body won't let you. It's like it wants to grow old and fat and die on the couch by the time you're 55.

My body really motherfucked me.

Lucky it wasn’t an Achilles

 

[Jenna]

And I feel like William Tell!

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

And I feel like William Tell!

You’ve never ran a mile cunt

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Scoring from 2nd is pretty PFG

 

[Mike Glyer]

I pulled/tore some dumb, gay muscle in my forearm last week. Super minor but it's annoying as shit. I have noticed as I get older that my calves cramp more. Need to stop being a silly boy and hydrate more regularly. I also started drinking some pedialyte every couple of days during the summer. Seems to help.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

About twice a year I'll sleep funny and I'll wake up to some pulled muscle in my neck, and I can't turn it properly for two days.

I once cut so much thick mesh (for concreting) with bolt cutters in one go, and near the end I could definitely feel sharp pains where it's signaling, "you're going to get an umbilical hernia you dumb cunt, take it easy".

 

[Build Black Better]

And I feel like Jenna Ortega!

Nice bags, old bag. Already looks that other droopy spic Danny Trejo

 

[Professor Rape]

How come when I drink lots of water I pull muscles more easily? That's some bullshit and goes against everything I learned.

 

[1073waaf]

Some eighteen years ago, I left Dayton, Ohio, with two very bad knees and a dream to become a major league baseball player…I thank God that dream came true.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Gay baseball players be like take me out to the ballsack

 

[Dog Eater]

Rounded third and felt a pop in my calf. Hopped across home plate, but was mostly done for the rest of the game.

Did the other guy enjoy it at least?

 

[BUBBLER]

How come when I drink lots of water I pull muscles more easily? That's some bullshit and goes against everything I learned.

Electrolytic imbalance. You washed out the potassium. For a quick refuel, try shoving a banana up your ass.

Peeled, of course

 

[BUBBLER]

I made a Schaub and pulled both my hamstrings once, not PFG

 

[Jenna]

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Nice bags, old bag. Already looks that other droopy spic Danny Trejo

It's called being committed to the craft of acting. No vacation days, no relaxation at the spa, book another role and show up at 5am for hair and makeup.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I pulled/tore some dumb, gay muscle in my forearm last week. Super minor but it's annoying as shit. I have noticed as I get older that my calves cramp more. Need to stop being a silly boy and hydrate more regularly. I also started drinking some pedialyte every couple of days during the summer. Seems to help.

Liquid IV is another good source of electrolytes.

 

[johnnynoname]

not one "i pull my groin muscle all the time" joke


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