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As you all know prostitution is legal in the UK and I'm thinking of getting a whore to lick my ass and let me fuck her for about £150 an hour, you fellers think this is a good idea fr no cap
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So do you think she'll stick her tongue right up my bum? It won't be worth £150 if she doesn't stick it all the way inAre you alright, mate?
I'm just an ordinary UK geezer such as yourself, so let me know if you want to rabbit and pork about something.
give her 75 upfront and tell her for the rest it better be tonsil deep in your turdcutter.So do you think she'll stick her tongue right up my bum? It won't be worth £150 if she doesn't stick it all the way in
I like this ideagive her 75 upfront and tell her for the rest it better be tonsil deep in your turdcutter.
I knew this old POS Lebanese who would prowl women's shelters for potential tenants (slumlord). I'm almost certain he'd offer desperate white women rent for sex type deals.The idea of Asian men coming to first world countries to have sex is, I have to admit, pretty hilarious.
Put it this way: You're going to have to pay your monthly salary upfront to even get a homeless woman to touch your cock.
I'm not saying it's right. I'm not saying it's fair. But that's how it is.
I don't like going out when I'm this sexually frustrated cause I'm circling the dancefloor like a rapist fondling a warm sausage in my boxersI knew this old POS Lebanese who would prowl women's shelters for his potential tenants (slumlord).
Yeah being a slave to your libido is fawking brutal...If getting some whore take care of some bodily need so that your mindset is right, I say its money well spent.I don't like going out when I'm this sexually frustrated cause I'm circling the dancefloor like a rapist fondling a warm sausage in my boxers
The master is libido and I am his slaveYeah being a slave to your libido is fawking brutal...If getting some whore take care of some bodily need so that your mindset is right, I say its money well spent.
fr? no cap? why is it so much cheaper here?sounds like a good deal, that's less than half of what i charge.
you can get 304s for much cheaper, i'm high classfr? no cap? why is it so much cheaper here?
The correlation of this post to your username...beautiful shit manThe master is libido and I am his slave
Some have prices just pic a state.city https://skipthegames.com/fr? no cap? why is it so much cheaper here?
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