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World final on right now. You start on 501. The quickest you can take that out it is in 9 darts but that's pretty rare as it's hard to perfect every throw. This happened.
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Michael Berryman looking motherfucker should be klomped to death for embarrassing and failing all of The Netherlands like that.Michael Van Gerwen is one unsightly mofo for a Dutchman.
My dad was briefly very into darts when I was a kid. He used to yell "ONE HUNDRED AND FORRRRRRRTYYY!!" in a limey voice. That was his professional darts announcer impression.
Pro broadcasting of darts, fucking rulesWorld final on right now. You start on 501. The quickest you can take that out it is in 9 darts but that's pretty rare as it's hard to perfect every throw. This happened.
This pro shot from the back of the tables really shows what the fans can really see. It's made for tv and getting pissed up at.Pro broadcasting of darts, fucking rules
By the way, darts isn't a sport. It's a game. Like croquet or badminton. I feel the same way about golf and bowling.
If morbidly obese people can do it, it's not a sport. Darts is for old drunk guys to play and then have old drunk guy fist fights over. My gay uncle would always get hammered and spaz out over darts at family functions and try to fight everyone while they all laughed at him.Darts is a sport, sport.
NFL isn't a sport then some right fat bastards do thatIf morbidly obese people can do it, it's not a sport. Darts is for old drunk guys to play and then have old drunk guy fist fights over. My gay uncle would always get hammered and spaz out over darts at family functions and try to fight everyone while they all laughed at him.
ToucheNFL isn't a sport then some right fat bastards do that
i feel like anything involving balls is a game too, like the one where 20 dudes chasing a ball for an hour without getting a pointBy the way, darts isn't a sport. It's a game. Like croquet or badminton. I feel the same way about golf and bowling.
Thank you for correcting the record. I remember seeing it on ESPN and hearing the announcer go "ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTAYYYY" and thought I had some Mandela effect shit going on, youknowwhatimeanOne hundred and eighty, stupid!
If that's all it takes then shopping in the A&P in a bad neighborhood is a sportIt would be a sport if there was a big nigger defending the dart board.
Without steroids they would not be able to compete. With the proliferation of PEDs you have guys in MLB and NFL that are clinically obese. Without the gear and whatnot to keep them going they could never be professional athletes.NFL isn't a sport then some right fat bastards do that
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