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Good way to get away from niggers to be honest witcha.
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I saw you, you always brag about the Eagle, but you never tell the people about the Moose, the Granny, or the Patio Door you hit during that game.I hit an Eagle every time, child. I'm sorry you're so unlucky. I can't help you.
Bumping this thread. You get out there yet? My league is about to start.Can't fucking wait until it gets nice enough out to play. There are a bunch of places with simulators near me but I'm not paying $50 an hour to hack around on a virtual course because I haven't hit a ball since October. Started playing around 8 or 9 years old until I was 13 then never played again until COVID hit. Wish I would have stuck with it but I've picked back up on everything pretty quickly. Goal this season will be to break 90. Should probably start looking for new clubs. Bought a set on Amazon for $250 and also have a set of old Wilson Staff blades but I want a nice set of game improvement clubs.
WWAW the golf Youtube? Can't stand the Fore Play assholes. Bob Does Sports fucking rules. Like Rick Shiels too. Spittin' Chiclets' Sandbagger series is funny. I want to steal StackedGolf's not hot but cute and out-of-his-league wife from him.
Golf rules.All fawkin in with tha golf
“I got a bogey.” Sure you did, bud.Love it. I suck but it’s fucking fun as long as you don’t take it too seriously. Nothing worse than playing with someone who sucks but thinks they’re good. Just drop a ball and keep it moving, Tiger.
Yeah it's not calming or anything unless you are playing well. Usually it's me saying nigger or cocksucker at the ball.I like how people talk like it's some calming meditation but if you go to any golf course you'll see at least two old guys dressed like faggots losing their fucking minds, swearing and throwing shit around.
My dad used to take me golfing all the time when I was a kid and one of us would usually flip out on the other half way through and play the rest without talking to eachother.
Seems like a good reason not to take it up.One way to fuck your back up. I gave it some, many times. From the first tee. I learned my lesson.
I went in with "I got this".Seems like a good reason not to take it up.
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