WWAW places asking how you want your burger cooked

[FranksWirecutters]

It's annoying when it's a place that's obviously using a frozen cardboard patty. Just make it gray, stupid. You're not fooling anyone.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

We fade (the burger) to gray.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Some pink

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Where is this happening to you?

 

[Toast]

Shitty hamburger hurts my tummy if not fully cooked. Medium rare on steak though.

 

[Dog Eater]

I am convinced that the concept of a medium rare hamburger started among retards who couldn’t afford steak.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

If it's a full piece of meat you can do what you want but undercooking burgers made up of ground beef is flat out pointless unless you want food poisoning really badly. Can you really do that in the States? Youll get the pokie over here.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Some pink

"Gray, with some pink" is called the Boq Burger.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

If it's a full piece of meat you can do what you want but undercooking burgers made up of ground beef is flat out pointless unless you want food poisoning really badly. Can you really do that in the States? Youll get the pokie over here.

Most places will go down to medium for burgers but not below.

 

[Dog Eater]

If it's a full piece of meat you can do what you want but undercooking burgers made up of ground beef is flat out pointless unless you want food poisoning really badly. Can you really do that in the States? Youll get the pokie over here.

Yeah it really is retarded, let’s heat this aerated ground meat up just enough to allow any bacteria in it to rapidly multiply then eat it.

 

[DMbA]

Did you run your mouf cause you probably ate boogers for rolling your eyes anyway

Spit on that thang

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

If it's a full piece of meat you can do what you want but undercooking burgers made up of ground beef is flat out pointless unless you want food poisoning really badly. Can you really do that in the States? Youll get the pokie over here.

I worked at a restaurant that would let you get a burger rare. The beef was ground daily and we never had a problem. I don’t understand why anyone would enjoy a rare burger but it’s their money so God bless.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

If it's a full piece of meat you can do what you want but undercooking burgers made up of ground beef is flat out pointless unless you want food poisoning really badly. Can you really do that in the States? Youll get the pokie over here.

"Oil! You 'ave a loicense for that undercooked burger m8!?"

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Where is this happening to you?

Don't know if they still do it this way but when I worked at Red Robin we had to ask people:

"some pink, or no pink?"

"huh?"

"like, how do you want your burger cooked?"

"huh? oh....uhhhh..........medium rare?"

"well we can only go as low as "some pink" which is like med/med well"

"oh....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............................."

 

[HeyItsVos]

Don't know if they still do it this way but when I worked at Red Robin we had to ask people:

"some pink, or no pink?"

"huh?"

"like, how do you want your burger cooked?"

"huh? oh....uhhhh..........medium rare?"

"well we can only go as low as "some pink" which is like med/med well"

"oh....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............................."

I’ll just have some Clucks and Fries with a freckled lemonade.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I’ll just have some Clucks and Fries with a freckled lemonade.

Will 40 fry refills and freckled lemonade refills work, or would you like 2000?

 

[HeyItsVos]

Will 40 fry refills and freckled lemonade refills work, or would you like 2000?

We’ll start at a 1000 and work up from there.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

We’ll start at a 1000 and work up from there.

Great, we’ll get that ranch dressing truck pulled up to your table right away!

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

We’ll start at a 1000 and work up from there.

What’s that? Your octuplets have their birthday today?