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WWAW people who walk down the street reading books?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Return to me, Stenton.
I remember seeing my one aunt walking down the sidewalk playing candy crush and she looked like such a fucking retarded hump of shit that I wanted to scream at her. Fucking hunched over, head down, staring at a phone way too close to her face while she shuffled down the sidewalk like a junkie. If I saw somebody mug her at that moment I would've been like "serves you right, retard. Pay attention."
 

RoTheHo69

SUBPOENA
I remember seeing my one aunt walking down the sidewalk playing candy crush and she looked like such a fucking retarded hump of shit that I wanted to scream at her. Fucking hunched over, head down, staring at a phone way too close to her face while she shuffled down the sidewalk like a junkie. If I saw somebody mug her at that moment I would've been like "serves you right, retard. Pay attention."
She was just fawkin punchin out of da showwwww
Were you ranting about obama incessantly?
 

EraGodless

Yeah, the phone thing is what I see all the time. Not really with books. I’d rather people just watch where they’re going altogether though.

Sorry for the controversial take, everyone.
People staring at their phones is an epidemic in grocery store parking lots. It's ridiculous. Hey! Look up, asshole. There's a 2000lb + killing machine coming your way.
 
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