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WWAW people who walk down the street reading books?

RoTheHo69

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I was on my way to catch a train and this fucking jerkoff was taking up the sidewalk during rush hour looking at his phone so I purposefully shoulder checked him really hard but I leaned way too into it and honestly might have injured him. It was enraging at the time. Got the fuck outta there.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I remember seeing my one aunt walking down the sidewalk playing candy crush and she looked like such a fucking retarded hump of shit that I wanted to scream at her. Fucking hunched over, head down, staring at a phone way too close to her face while she shuffled down the sidewalk like a junkie. If I saw somebody mug her at that moment I would've been like "serves you right, retard. Pay attention."
 

RoTheHo69

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I remember seeing my one aunt walking down the sidewalk playing candy crush and she looked like such a fucking retarded hump of shit that I wanted to scream at her. Fucking hunched over, head down, staring at a phone way too close to her face while she shuffled down the sidewalk like a junkie. If I saw somebody mug her at that moment I would've been like "serves you right, retard. Pay attention."
She was just fawkin punchin out of da showwwww
Were you ranting about obama incessantly?
 

EraGodless

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Yeah, the phone thing is what I see all the time. Not really with books. I’d rather people just watch where they’re going altogether though.

Sorry for the controversial take, everyone.
People staring at their phones is an epidemic in grocery store parking lots. It's ridiculous. Hey! Look up, asshole. There's a 2000lb + killing machine coming your way.
 
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