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Too bad he wasn't killed.
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Paul "Dahmer" Pelosi?From the sounds of it, it's the other way around. Sounds like the gay hippie was trying to get out of that house ASAP!
Apparently most of the gay community are bottoms. So I imagine what happens is two guys meet up and it turns into this kind of rock-paper-scissors draw where on the count of three, both guys gape their asshole and look at each other disappointment realizing neither one are going to throw down scissors. It's hard to see why it wouldn't come to violence when you both realize you're not getting your anus pounded tonight.So in this scenario does the 82 year old blow the younger guy or is it the other around? Was he pitching, not catching?
I saw someone shut that down by saying "life isn't like CSI". Wow you sure showed them!Odd physics with the Pelosi house. Usually when you break a window from the outside the glass goes inside, but the broken glass at their place was outside the door.
Also pretty weird that he was given an opportunity to walk away and call 911, from his phone that was supposedly charging in the bathroom.
Also weird that he knew the guy's name.
Oh I see the narrative is now that Paul spoke in code on the phone to get the police to arive. Nothing to see here folks!
Paul Pelosi secretly called 911 while in front of the intruder and spoke in 'code' to dispatcher to convey what was happening: 'Why are you here? What are you going to do to me?'
After Paul Pelosi called 911, a dispatcher overheard him talking to the intruder and knew something was wrong, alerting police.www.google.com
What do you think started the fight? Paul burnt the quiche? The homeless fuck said he preferred Barbara Streisand to Judy Garland?
A hammer fight!It's gotta be pretty embarrassing to be the husband of the speaker of the house and get caught up in a DUI and then get into a fight with over gay sex all within a few months.
Nigga needs to BEHAVE
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