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Looking at getting a new one and I don't want to get a gaming chair because I'm not 25 and close bars anymore
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I think avoiding gaming chairs is more about having self respect than them being overpriced. They are so outrageously fucking gay looking I get mad just seeing them. They look like some shit Fisher Price would produce for the 4-10 demographic & I don't think I would have even thought they looked cool at that age. Maybe I'm a dramatic homosexual but seeing grown men in them is symbolic of societal regression, & why do these faggots need a specially designed chair to press plastic buttons optimally anyway? Manchild marketing receptacles getting taken for a spin. Fire up your rainbow LED Arby's drive through headset & secure your battle station seatbelt, Joratio.There's actually decent chairs that are not that expensive in the "gamer" style like southernwolf.
Its especially bad with headphones. Consumer faggots ruin everything, I think YouTube had a lot to do with the chair fadI think avoiding gaming chairs is more about having self respect than them being overpriced. They are so outrageously fucking gay looking I get mad just seeing them. They look like some shit Fisher Price would produce for the 4-10 demographic & I don't think I would have even thought they looked cool at that age. Maybe I'm a dramatic homosexual but seeing grown men in them is symbolic of societal regression, & why do these faggots need a specially designed chair to press plastic buttons optimally anyway? Manchild marketing receptacles getting taken for a spin. Fire up your rainbow LED Arby's drive through headset & secure your battle station seatbelt, Joratio.
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Imagine being a kid today & your millenial dad sits in a more infantalized chair than yours.
So true. I bought a nice Herman Miller mesh chair from an office that was closing. I turned around and flipped it on Craigslist for $175. I paid $10.Paying hundreds of dollars for a new office chair is for boomer retards. There's businesses moving everyday that can't give the things away
My god is he a faggot.
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Serta Hensley, my nigga. Shit is fucking amazing. It's not cheap, but I'm often stuck sitting for 4 or 5 hours at a time. I'm not trying to fuck with some cheap, uncomfortable bullshit.
You can replace the cylinder with one off Amazon, It's only $25 or so for a 1000lb cylinder which would easily support a totally not fat person$500 down to $380 on Amazon if you're looking.
My problem w office chairs is that the seat never stays at max height. After sitting for a few hours, I have to pull the lever to get it back up. This has happened with my last three chairs. And I'm not fat awlroyt!
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