WWAW odd pets?

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I’ve been considering getting a Praying Mantis for a while now. They look cool and some of the breeds are actually pretty aesthetically pleasing. They also don’t take up much room and are relatively easy to care for.

I also wanna throw faggot house spiders in it’s enclosure.

 

[guest]

WWAW odd pests?

Oh and by the way, if you can’t pet it it isn’t a pet!

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Looks like something Patrick Tomlinson would get

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Toothless is a faggot and I'm glad he's dead

 

[LingerLonger]

Nothing will ever top that the state of Connecticut allowed a woman to have a uncaged chimp for a pet.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

How weird would it be to own a Jew as a pet?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

How weird would it be to own a Jew as a pet?

Let's ask Child, the Egyptians are very familiar

 

[guest]

I want to put on a pair of Caterpillar boots and stomp on that thing

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Saw a green one in the hallway with it's arms up the other day, you have no idea how much I want to soccer kick it

 

[aRTie02150]

I'd consider my crows pets if they weren't so intelligent. They just wanna be friends.

 

[Dennyislife]

I judge anyone who doesn't have a cat or a dog. Those actually show affection, can play and see entertaining. The rest? What exactly do they do? I guess a horse could count as a good pet but you can't really have that in your home all the time

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I judge anyone who doesn't have a cat or a dog. Those actually show affection, can play and see entertaining. The rest? What exactly do they do? I guess a horse could count as a good pet but you can't really have that in your home all the time

The thing about dogs and cats is that you have to cut off their balls, they are your best friends wouldnt want that happen to my worst enemy

 

[bantadant]

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I’ve been considering getting a Praying Mantis for a while now. They look cool and some of the breeds are actually pretty aesthetically pleasing. They also don’t take up much room and are relatively easy to care for.

I also wanna throw faggot house spiders in it’s enclosure.

How can you even fuck that thing?

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I really wanted to get a peacock mantis shrimp because they look fucking cool and supposedly exhibit some kind of intelligence, but I'm glad I didn't since I've been done and over with having a marine aquarium for years now. I only have one clown fish left after everything I had and it won't fucking die so I can finally get rid of everything and free up space in my living room. I don't know how it's going on almost 15 years old, it should've died by now, especially with my daughter banging on the glass and screaming at it all the time.

 

[guest]

Nothing will ever top that the state of Connecticut allowed a woman to have a uncaged chimp for a pet.
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Pump it with drugs then send your friend over holding its special toy so that that the crazy fucker thinks its being robbed

 

[Phish]

Pump it with drugs then send your friend over holding its special toy so that that the crazy fucker thinks its being robbed

The xanax withdrawl is supposedly what triggered the event. He drank wine with her at dinner every night. That story was crazy as hell. I was never able to find what dose Xans she was giving him.

Another crazy story, remember the guy who opened all the cages and released all his tigers and chimps and fucking rhinos or whatever the fuck and then killed himself? They flew in safari guides (and Steve Irwin) and were wandering through Pennsylvania (or wherever it was) hunting lions and tigers in peoples back yards.

Edit: here it is

The ones that got away: Sad survivors of exotic animal bloodbath after 'time bomb' private zoo owner opened the cages and shot himself

Vietnam veteran Terry Thompson was recently released from jail when he freed more than 50 exotic animals into his Ohio community. Only six were saved and they are now at the Columbus Zoo.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

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