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I'm too retarded to understand the specifics of this, but I gather it's something like "we looked at the new telescope thing, and based on what we see, the big bang could not have produced this galaxy".
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Yeah, but... le science!I don't know I always thought the Big Bang sounded retarded. All the matter in the universe is condensed into an infinitesimally small point and then one day it blows up and everything exists sounds as plausible as crediting God.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH@!!!!!!!!!Maybe Jimmy could ask his best friend Dr Kaku?!
Projection JimAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH@!!!!!!!!!
HEEEEELP!!!!
I'M BEING ASSAULTED WITH FRIENDLY GESTURES!!!!
A mere 20 years ago the thought of influencing the weather was the most laughable thing on earth. Now people want to give a blank check to the government to basically do this exact thing.This is why I hate when faggots talk about climate change.
Nobody fucking knows. Believe in God you demons. Show some goddamm respect.
They all scoffed at me when I said the Jews control the weather. Look who’s stupid now?A mere 20 years ago the thought of influencing the weather was the most laughable thing on earth. Now people want to give a blank check to the government to basically do this exact thing.
The baby?They all scoffed at me when I said the Jews control the weather. Look who’s stupid now?
Right. These questions can drive a man insane. We will never understand so the best thing to do is be like the animals and just live our lives and make fun of Patrick Tomlinson.The big bang theory = shit happens
So, in the beginning, there was nothing (define that) and nothing got the energy to make something and it expanded for some reason.
OR, there was something so small that it was close to nothing, but it was still something, and there's nothing to account for it being there or expanding.
I think the universe is an eternal void that's been around for an eternity. I think it was created by God, who exists outside of time and space, therefore He isn't subject to flux and thus, can create a universe that's been around forever. At the very least, a better explanation than the big bang is, "the universe is eternal and we will never wrap our minds around it."
Rick is an ever-expanding mass of gelatin. You can't explain that.Right. These questions can drive a man insane. We will never understand so the best thing to do is be like the animals and just live our lives and make fun of Patrick Tomlinson.
He's fat.
"Define nothing. It's impossible." Pat's Twitter account.Rick is an ever-expanding mass of gelatin. You can't explain that.
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