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wwaw never being wrong??

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I think the hardest I've ever seen my dad laugh was in the theater at the part where the dog gets his sack frozen to the porch. Genuinely crying laughing. I remember on the ride home he was saying Ebert and Roeper are a pair of retards who only enjoy pretentious fag shit because they didn't like the phenomenal Joe Dirt. It's basically Forrest Gump but better. I was all in wit da fawkin Brandy and my dad notified me one time that she gets her tits out in some shitty TV movie and set a timer on the guide for me lol.
 
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I think the hardest I've ever seen my dad laugh was in the theater at the part where the dog gets his sack frozen to the porch. Genuinely crying laughing. I remember on the ride home he was saying Ebert and Roeper are a pair of retards who only enjoy pretentious fag shit because they didn't like the phenomenal Joe Dirt. It's basically Forrest Gump but better. I was all in wit da fawkin Brandy and my dad notified me one time that she gets her tits out in some shitty TV movie and set a timer on the guide for me lol.
If he’s not dead tell him to watch MacGruber. It’s a mindless comedy that you would expect to be shit like every other SNL movie besides Wayne’s World but fuck if it didn’t have me howling.
 

not that Jack Horner

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I think the hardest I've ever seen my dad laugh was in the theater at the part where the dog gets his sack frozen to the porch. Genuinely crying laughing. I remember on the ride home he was saying Ebert and Roeper are a pair of retards who only enjoy pretentious fag shit because they didn't like the phenomenal Joe Dirt. It's basically Forrest Gump but better. I was all in wit da fawkin Brandy and my dad notified me one time that she gets her tits out in some shitty TV movie and set a timer on the guide for me lol.

ive said it many times, but your dad is an American hero, the dogs nuts getting frozen to the porch is genius
 
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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet, sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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I think the hardest I've ever seen my dad laugh was in the theater at the part where the dog gets his sack frozen to the porch. Genuinely crying laughing. I remember on the ride home he was saying Ebert and Roeper are a pair of retards who only enjoy pretentious fag shit because they didn't like the phenomenal Joe Dirt. It's basically Forrest Gump but better. I was all in wit da fawkin Brandy and my dad notified me one time that she gets her tits out in some shitty TV movie and set a timer on the guide for me lol.

The hardest I’ve ever saw my dad laugh was when we were fishing and a bird shit on me. At least I was wearing a jacket because otherwise it wouldn’t have been funny to me.
 
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