WWAW Mormons

[smashthafunk]

It’s very clearly made up by a charismatic huckster (aren’t all religions maaaaan) but they seem generally nice and successful. They dealt with legitimate persecution in their history and seem very dedicated to their faith.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I live in the largest Mormon populated city in America outside of Salt Lake. They're a fucking cult, but one that's okay to have living next door to ya. Mormon girls would eat your ass after one fucking beer, so there's that.

 

[medium wyzzz]

Mormon girls would eat your ass after one fucking beer, so there's that.

Nice.

Also, they fall into two categories politically: pretentious liberal faggot or annoying conservative Dougherty.

@Juschippinyababe can u vouch for me on that?

 

[guest]

No joke, a mormon invited me to his church next Sunday. I will report back.

 

[guest]

They're good at networking without getting kike-y about it. They're mostly honest/moral. You don't hear about Mormon pyramid schemes, or crimes. We judge them too harshly.

We need to take the good from them and discard the bad, IMO they're the benchmark "White" demographic if we're to ignore their actual beliefs and just look at their actions/behavior. If we had more "mormon-ish" type groups, The Great Replacement wouldn't be this easy.

 

[johnnynoname]

I was going to comment with "they're Stupid"

Then I put on my glasses and saw that it said "Mormons" and not "Morons"

With that straighted out- they're stupid

 

[johnnynoname]

i feel like there was too much set up to that one

also, was the punchline predictable?

 

[Consensual Rapist]

They’re horny

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Nice.

Also, they fall into two categories politically: pretentious liberal faggot or annoying conservative Dougherty.

@Juschippinyababe can u vouch for me on that?

Oh yeah they chameleon both sides. Blonde haired blue eyed shapeshifters

 

[guest]

Mormon girls are cash as fuck. Mormon look after their ((own)) I want to go to heaven and for that reason, I’m out.

 

[guest]

Oh btw. Big love is a great show

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Whenever the missionary kids stop by, I always talk to them. They're all really nice. My buddy got a couple of them to paint his living room one time.

 

[guest]

Whenever the missionary kids stop by, I always talk to them. They're all really nice. My buddy got a couple of them to paint his living room one time.

But you’re a ghost.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I live in the largest Mormon populated city in America outside of Salt Lake. They're a fucking cult, but one that's okay to have living next door to ya. Mormon girls would eat your ass after one fucking beer, so there's that.

boise?

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

First girl I fingered was a Mormon.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

i feel like there was too much set up to that one

also, was the punchline predictable?

Jersey Seinfeld ovah here with the trademake kike moan what is the deeeaaallll with the mormons

 

[captain_kamala]

I grew up around a lot of them. They're pretty normal and very nice

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

No joke, a mormon invited me to his church next Sunday. I will report back.

Please report back.

My friend of the longest time, years ago, converted to Mormonism... and then stopped going. So I have some familiarity with it.

I will admit, I was legit raised in a cult. I only want to talk about this on a podcast that has yet to be announced. So, STAY TUNED YOU FILTHY NIGGERS

 

[smashthafunk]

No joke, a mormon invited me to his church next Sunday. I will report back.

Did you end up going

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I don’t have any opinions either way about them but maybe Pig, MooJo and Nana can tell us after I fill out the form online and get them put on the list for a home visit.