WWAW microwavable cheeseburgers from walmart?

[soulbrotherman#1]

I remember them being pretty good for 2 dollars, but then my mom shamed me in college so I haven't bought any ever again

 

[CuntFucker]

kill yourself

 

[guest]

Anything microwaved taste delicious!

 

[Cuphead]

Sounds like something that would make you shit blood

 

[Consensual Rapist]

but then my mom shamed me in college

Did she have an orgy with negros?

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Sounds like something that would make you shit blood

Only if you're lucky. I imagine the amount of salt will help facilitate a stroke after a while.

 

[Dennyislife]

Used to have them a lot before I dedicated my body to being the best it can be. Put the buns in a toaster and a quick and lazy sandwich is yours.

I miss those easy eat any crap days

 

[diane]

whenever I think about microwavable hamburgers, I think about the poor british soul that won this contest

 

[Meownaw]

whenever I think about microwavable hamburgers, I think about the poor british soul that won this contest

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Dystopian scifi hellscape game sends you to Detroit. It's like poetry.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My high school cafeteria had these cheeseburgers that were clearly microwaved and likely made of hamster meat or something. They tasted super weird but for some reason they were also fucking delicious and everyone loved them. There was a semi-retarded kid called the hamburglar who would go in and load his backpack full of cheeseburgers and just give them out to random people or whoever asked. I miss those burgers. I might just walk into the high school and try to buy one some time. Maybe sell a bag of dried up jade leaves to a kid and tell them it's shrooms.

 

[captain_kamala]

my gas station has these in a fridge i usually get burritos but you know what i'm gonna venture out and try the cheeseburgers.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

My high school cafeteria had these cheeseburgers that were clearly microwaved and likely made of hamster meat or something. They tasted super weird but for some reason they were also fucking delicious and everyone loved them. There was a semi-retarded kid called the hamburglar who would go in and load his backpack full of cheeseburgers and just give them out to random people or whoever asked. I miss those burgers. I might just walk into the high school and try to buy one some time. Maybe sell a bag of dried up jade leaves to a kid and tell them it's shrooms.

I gotta fawkin high school cafeteria story. One of the hottest girls in the school had a retarded brother, like from Something About Mary. One day I'm sitting there about to eat my pizza and he comes up to me and asks if he can have it. I was fawkin starvin', so I just said "No." All of a sudden this retard starts cryin' like I just said something terrible to him and people are starting to come over and asking questions. So I just ripped the crust off and handed it to him as a peace offering and he shut right the fuck up.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I gotta fawkin high school cafeteria story. One of the hottest girls in the school had a retarded brother, like from Something About Mary. One day I'm sitting there about to eat my pizza and he comes up to me and asks if he can have it. I was fawkin starvin', so I just said "No." All of a sudden this retard starts cryin' like I just said something terrible to him and people are starting to come over and asking questions. So I just ripped the crust off and handed it to him as a peace offering and he shut right the fuck up.

They're literally just a shitty version of dogs.

 

[guest]

Anything microwaved taste delicious!

nice microwave positivity, faggot.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

nice microwave positivity, faggot.

I think it's a pretty good bit and I enjoy it.

 

[aRTie02150]

I remember them being pretty good for 2 dollars, but then my mom shamed me in college so I haven't bought any ever again

Your mom is a real ass dude.

 

[guest]

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[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I tried those White Castle ones you can get in the frozen section. They were the wwwoooorrrrrsssst.

 

[guest]

I tried those White Castle ones can get in the frozen section. They were the wwwoooorrrrrsssst.

Those fuckers taste NOTHING like the real deal

 

[Zombie247]

If you want to clear your bowels out in quick time. Any type of Microwave burger is the way to go.