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WWAW leaving your family behind in a post-apocalyptic scenario

Patrick O'Neal

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Do you ever think about the shit really hitting the fan and you have to flee the nuclear fallout or whatever and walk a couple hundred miles and what it would take to abandon various family members?

Leaving my mum behind would be a tough one tbhwy. I'd probably stick her in a wheelbarrow to keep the pace up. My sister would start moaning within the first five miles, I'm sure of it. I think she'd last until about day two and then it'd be "Yeah, we'll go ahead and meet up with you later". :rolleyes:

Anyone not in my family I wouldn't even wave goodbye to.
 

RobertMewler

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Do you ever think about the shit really hitting the fan and you have to flee the nuclear fallout or whatever and walk a couple hundred miles and what it would take to abandon various family members?

Leaving my mum behind would be a tough one tbhwy. I'd probably stick her in a wheelbarrow to keep the pace up. My sister would start moaning within the first five miles, I'm sure of it. I think she'd last until about day two and then it'd be "Yeah, we'll go ahead and meet up with you later". :rolleyes:

Anyone not in my family I wouldn't even wave goodbye to.
What happened to the wheelbarrow?

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Andre The Giant

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Do you ever think about the shit really hitting the fan and you have to flee the nuclear fallout or whatever and walk a couple hundred miles and what it would take to abandon various family members?

Leaving my mum behind would be a tough one tbhwy. I'd probably stick her in a wheelbarrow to keep the pace up. My sister would start moaning within the first five miles, I'm sure of it. I think she'd last until about day two and then it'd be "Yeah, we'll go ahead and meet up with you later". :rolleyes:

Anyone not in my family I wouldn't even wave goodbye to.
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wbgreen

May St. Mel bless you
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I live in the middle of fuck all, so my relatives and I could do well living off people fleeing the cities. If there was an Apocalypse, it'd take at least three days to even notice.
 

RobertMewler

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I live in the middle of fuck all, so my relatives and I could do well living off people fleeing the cities. If there was an Apocalypse, it'd take at least three days to even notice.
Too fatty and too full of weird hormones from their crap food diets (and depression meds) though. We'd take our chances on the grouse, turkeys, rabbits, and deer that travel through or live on the property. Raising rabbits, chickens, and quail for food (and eggs) is easy enough (feed them what you grow in the garden and otherwise let the birds scratch around for their insect protein).

I hear bear meat is tasty (we had a young male black bear amble through a few days ago). You just have to watch out for the trichinella and eat them preferably in the spring when they've mostly been eating berries, plants, and insects rather than carrion.
 

Convict Wyzz

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Anthony and Joe would have no issue with leaving their mother behind, as history has shown us.

I will never forgive them for those final 5 years they left me to rot.

I sometimes haunt Joe in the middle of the night and whisper "you're a dumb nigger" in his ear while he's sleeping as way of revenge. I would get revenge on that other little sand nigger of mine but his life is punishment enough these days.

Crack?
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Just buy a Lifestraw and a few pairs of socks. You will be fine.
 

BraunsGhost

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Y'all worried about all these new asteroids and shit they are barely starting to discover?

I'm telling y'all, there's something a-comin'.
 
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