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[Patrick O'Neal]

Little gay fellow goes to the doctor and says 'doctor, I've got this terrible pain up inside me'. So the doctor bends him over and looks up his ass.

'Blimey,' says the doctor. 'There's a bunch of flowers up here. I don't know who put those there!'

'Well,' says the gay fellow. 'Why don't you read the card?'

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You just gonna joke your way through life, fella?

 

[RacistPigeon]

Sound like an original schumer thought

 

[Zombie247]

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch"

 

[Zombie247]

Jim Cornette's view on C.Rock Vs. W. Smith.

I noticed it wasn't mentioned on the forum. But, Will Smith smacked Chris Rock on a awards show.

new.onaforums.net

Not a great joke. But, it triggers fags.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I tell ya I get no respect... I went up to this guy the other day and I said, Hey fella, who told you that you could fool around with my wife!?

He said everybody

 

[WhereWeAt]

I tell ya I get no respect... I went up to this guy the other day and I said, Hey fella, who told you that you could fool around with my wife!?

He said everybody

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I tell ya, kid, I was never one for jokes.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Whats the difference between a carrot and a hormone?
You can’t make a carrot moan.

 

[Stent]

Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
Barman asks "Where'd you get that?"
"Africa" the parrot says.

 

[Monk]

What do a gynecologist and pizza delivery driver have in common?

They can both smell the pie but they're not supposed to eat it.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy. I told him, “If you don’t mind, I’d like a second opinion.” He said, “All right. You’re ugly too!”

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

When does a gay man become a queer? 5 minutes after he leaves the house

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee grows.

 

[Meownaw]

What's 12 inches and makes a woman cry?
SIDS

Stolen from Ron and Fez