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Piss won't stop coming outta my prick. I think I got a prostate the size of a grapefruit. With any luck it's an advanced form of cancer and I'll be dead before the new year. It's was nice knowin' you guys, thanks for the lofffsss.
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High blood pressure overacts your kidneys. Don't be a Tomlinson, fix your diet, cut out excess sodium
At least it's coming out of your prick and not your eyes or seeping through your skin.Piss won't stop coming outta my prick. I think I got a prostate the size of a grapefruit. With any luck it's an advanced form of cancer and I'll be dead before the new year. It's was nice knowin' you guys, thanks for the lofffsss.
No, but I'm going blind and I can't feel my feet. The reaper is a-comin' for me. #RuizingYou always thirsty too? Probably diabeetus.
No, but I'm going blind and I can't feel my feet. The reaper is a-comin' for me. #Ruizing
I'm the opposite, brother. Quick changes from hot to cold and back to hot again give me the shits.Changes in the weather do it for me. Cloudy / rainy / snowy weather? I'm pissing all day.
Really motherfucking me here, this is all I eat.View attachment 85348
Great actual prezzies.Your cock is broken.
don't know if that was serious... if so I might need to reappraise above comment, & it might be above my knowledgeNo, but I'm going blind and I can't feel my feet. The reaper is a-comin' for me. #Ruizing
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