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HURRY THE FUCK UP!
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WWAW golfing with kids and women?
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I feel like a horrible dad rn. Screaming at my kid every ten seconds “shut up and hit the ball!”
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I can usually walk 18 holes of twilight before sundown. I accidentally played it behind the women’s league once and barely got through 9. Happened to play with two people I went to HS with as a fluke and his girlfriend was taking three off every tee and we were still fucking waiting between every fucking shot. Unbelievable, women shouldn’t be allowed to golf.
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I mean don’t do that, stupid. Take him to a par three during off times. Sounds like you’re the asshole here for having him there in the first place. No offense because you are a good dude but come on, man.
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That is what I should do and I am the asshole here. He likes feeling like one of “the guys” so I let it happen but it was a mistake.
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Or just let him hit a ball from your ball every time so you never actually play his.
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I’m not impatient by any stretch of the imagination but I would have left mid round. Were you holding the whole course up or constantly letting people pass you?
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If women or kids want to golf, take them to the driving range. And they barely have the attention span for that.
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My dad took me golfing all the time. It was usually a great time, but a good 35% of the time we'd end up freaking out on eachother on the course and not talking for the rest of the holes. It was always because he'd try to give me advice and I'd be a little fag about it.
"Make sure you keep that left arm straight, buddy."
"I DID!"
I was a little prick.
"Make sure you keep that left arm straight, buddy."
"I DID!"
I was a little prick.
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We had to let people pass us. Fucking embarrassing.
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Is the woman and kid the same person, and is golfing a euphemism for fucking and busting in her pussy raw?
If so, PFG
If so, PFG
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Was it a nice course? Because if they had a ranger he would have thrown you off the course hahah.
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He doesn’t like that, he doesn’t feel like he’s “really playing”. Same shit when he sinks 4 fucking balls in the drink and refuses to take a drop.
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Technically you are supposed to re tee after putting it in a hazard so he is correct. He sounds like a PFG little dude. You should definitely take him during off hours until he learns though.
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That's a better spirit than I've got. To this day if I'm ever doing that badly it ruins my whole time lol. I get visibly pissed off and mutter to myself that I'm a fucking idiot and a loser. "Why are you even heeeeeere? You fucking RETARD. You paid to come out here and fuck up. You're making a foooooool of yourself." I should work on that.
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If it's any consolation, it's a certainty that you are a horrible dad
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Two things that should never be on a golf course.